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kara008
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Baby, baby blue eyes,
stay with me by my side,
till the morning, through the night.

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igorawr15
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:25pm UTC

*most girls with their crushes*
Girl: Im cold
Boy: Here *gives jacket* warm now? *smiles and cuddles*
*Me with my crush*
Girl: Im cold
Boy: Well you should have brought a jacket, huh?

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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WhatsUpSami
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC

SCARS REMIND US OF
where we have been.
They do not have to dictate
where we are going.
-Criminal Minds

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:21pm UTC

first name internet,
last name famous.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

me: growing up is scary, can i stop?

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rachelmegan2
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Movies Wouldn't Be
<<<Half as scary or sad without the
m u s i c>>>
nmf/nmq
i follow back

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SiMPleNkut3xD
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:27pm UTC

I wish that we could
Google
how a certain person feels about us. . .

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Woohoo for tumblr

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bgsoccer03
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I love when an older song I used to really love comes on the radio.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Guy in a movie: *Takes off his jacket and puts it over the mud for his girlfriend*
me: Aww, thats so sweet!
me: Proper gentleman.
me: She's lucky to have someone like you.
me: ...
me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU.
me: I love adele.
me: Sigh. I wish someone would do that for me one day.
me: Forever alone
me: But who am I kidding
me: This is the 21st century.
me: all people care about is swag...
me: The youth of today's generation ...
me: I'm fine here at home on Witty.
me: But anyway
me: That looked like a good quality jacket he just ruined...
me: money doesn't grow on trees you know.
me: She could have just walked around it.
me: Or atleast jumped over it. It was a tiny puddle of mud, she would've survived.
me: She doesn't even say thankyou. Just walk over it with your fancy new heels..
me: poor jacket
me: She's so conceided.
me: Nevermind, she doesn't deseve you.
me: LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
-mq

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC

A boy piggybacking his girl friend
Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text.
I like food better than I like you anyways.
nfm/fmq

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ImperfectionsAnonymous
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Am I the only one that gets offended when people insult the music I listen to.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

My life is just one big lol.

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Jade672
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Everyday,
I have to see you look at her, like I want you to l o o k a t m e .

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 2:37pm UTC

*at the beach w/ all my bros*
Cute Guy:*walks up to me*Hey.
Me:uhh,Hi?
Cutie:I couldn't help but notice that you're alone...did you come here by yourself?
Me:Well....I wouldn't mind some company...
Cutie:*smiles*
Cutie:Hey I just met you and this is crazy--
My 2 Older Bros:She won't 'effin call you...
My 2 Younger Bros:And we'll make 'effin sure of that...
Me: -_- thanks guyysss....
*true story*

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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