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  1. KissMySass_x33 KissMySass_x33
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    well daddy's little girl
    knows how to party.


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  5. Xobri96Xo Xobri96Xo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 7:13pm UTC
    it's like reaching or the stars
    ,but falling off your ladder.

  6. lerickson28 lerickson28
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    I did not faint...
    I just fell over with my eyes closed:)


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  10. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    I'm not yelling, I'm just
    ITALIAN
    That's how we talk

  11. xolaneycullenox xolaneycullenox
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What
    ---
    ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

  12. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  13. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  14. YouFoundMe YouFoundMe
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:40pm UTC
    When words fail,
    music speaks

  15. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 12:13pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    The cashier asks
    "Will that be all?"
    [ No, that's only half, I'm hiding the rest. You can't have it. ]
    "..Yes of course that's it."

  16. LetsCauseAScene95 LetsCauseAScene95
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    Spongebob: Remeber Patrick, flatter the customer.
    [man opes the door]
    Patrick: I love you

  17. xemthestrangex xemthestrangex
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    "Let's eat Grandpa!"
    or
    "Let's eat, Grandpa!"
    punctuation.
    it saves lives.

  18. bina24babyxoxo bina24babyxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    elephant: why do you have boobs on your back?
    camel: thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on theirfacee.
    ^credit to xoily123xo

  19. xox_peace_xo34 xox_peace_xo34
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    The whole world came crashing down on me
    [( so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall )]
    *mlia

  20. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    rock, paper, scissors.
    i understand how scissors can beat paper,
    and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
    n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
    paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
    m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
    leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
    paper do this to scissors? actually,
    s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
    why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
    why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
    paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
    while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
    because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
    tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
    paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
    c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
    c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
    paper would protect you."
    *credit to caligurl6354
    changed a few words,
    but i love itt hahaa

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