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Jade672
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April 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC

She lives in a,
c o n s t a n t b a t t l e , a g a i n s t h e r s e l f .

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jillblue5
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April 28, 2012 3:29pm UTC

FIGHTER

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CassieLane
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC

If I`m ever on a date & it`s bad...
I`m just gonna stand up and say,
"I`m an actor, they`re all actors, and you`re on MTV`s disaster date!"
& run out

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cutie10mnm
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

No offense but young guys who smoke are really really unattractive.

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Kaywuzhere
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

kk read this.. : thepenisinhermouth....did u read: the pen is in her mouth? cause if u didn't u r very dirty minded

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anonymous*
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I go to bed with 2 socks on,
and wake up with 1

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jbean0811
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC

not ur usual jack and jill
jack and jill went up the hill to some marjuana.
jack got high and dropped his fly and said hey do u wanna. jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. but jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.
:P

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RainDancer96
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Typing "LOL" when you're face has less expression than Kristen Stewart.
If it's possible....

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LightbulbsRock
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC

l
I hate quotes that tell you to fave them,
Fave if you agree...

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:54pm UTC

what gives you the right
to sit there & judge
who is ugly and who is p.r.e.t.t.y ?

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TiarasAndRazors
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 3:26pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
Her life
allcredittocaptivated
My life

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.*
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April 20, 2012 3:26pm UTC

I'm 99.9 percent sure he doesn't like me
That 0.1 percent keeps me going
♥

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carlydawn25
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

My brother is coming home from his Air Force duties this weekend
to take his girlfriend to prom ♥
If that's not true love, I don't know what is.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Would you date someone who is fat?
Harry: i can't date someone who doesn't
exist
-OneDirection

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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cal101
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:33pm UTC

☺ white face
☻black face
☻ simpson face

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basketballchickkforeveer1
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when you, your bestfriend and her boyfriend are walking down the hall and you're in between your bestfriend and her boyfriend. Then your bestfriend goes " switch me spots? "

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Romangirl16
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:26pm UTC

I enjoy romantic walks to the junkfood cabinet <3

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:27pm UTC

*Username already taken*
WHO STOLE MY IDEA?!?!
nmf

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Britaneym8
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Patient : The
problem is that obesity runs
in our family.
Doctor : No, the problem is
no one runs in your family.

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