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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 5:20am UTC

Dear Selena Gomez,
I am the answer to your question.
I'm the one WHO SAID nobody's perfect !
Sincerely,
Hanna Montana

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 9:16pm UTC

"Love" is four letters.
"Bullshit" is eight.
That's because there is two times
more bullshit than love in the world.

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 18, 2010 9:03am UTC

He doesn't know who I am,
He doesn't give a damn about me,
Cause I'm just a..
Teenage Dirtbag, Baby!

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
March 27, 2010 7:28am UTC

The guy who discovered milk..
What was he doing with that cow?
-facebook

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 6:59am UTC

I would rather be with a dyslexic demigod
than be with a sparkling vampire.
<3 Percy Jackson

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 17, 2010 1:54am UTC

click to see this quote

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 8, 2010 11:28pm UTC

There is only one me on Earth.
So, I'm an endangered species.

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HelloBrooklyn_
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:26am UTC

the worst feeling
in the entire world is
(looking into your eyes and knowing)
y o u a r e n ’ t t h e l e a s t b i t m i n e .

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:17am UTC

APRIL FOOLS:
is a day where you can lie..
and if you get caught you can say
April Fools!!

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:39am UTC

Don't you just wish
that there are 500 days of Summer?
-mine

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:41am UTC

Issues With Bedtime Stories
Cinderella-It's about child abuse
Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people
Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books
Beauty and the Beast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
Goldie Locks-Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
Jack and Jill-Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
Hansel and Gretel-Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
March 19, 2010 6:18am UTC

Quit playing games with my ♥
-backstreet boys

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 6:04am UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
<3 if you love chocolates.

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 6:34am UTC

when I'm k i s s i n g you
my senses come alive..
Almost like the puzzle piece
I've been trying to find
<3

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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oOyouranythingOo
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 1:24pm UTC

nevergrowup.♥

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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dramaqueen61896
posted a quote
April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.
**comment to add more if you like!**

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 5:09pm UTC

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

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