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Cinderella-It's about child abuse
SnoWhite-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people
SleepinBeauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books
Beautand thBeast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
Goldie Locks-Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
Jack and Jill-Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
Hansel and Gretel-
Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

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Issues With Bedtime Stories Cinderella-It's about child abuse

566 faves · 17 comments · Apr 2, 2010 1:41am

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TeamDamon · 1 decade ago
I agree MollyFruitLoopz.

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MollyFruitLoopz · 1 decade ago
oh my god, my life will never be the same
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tori323 · 1 decade ago
but kids dont think about this stuff and there are no drugs in sleeping beauty's story
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cherryxxbaby · 1 decade ago
okay seriously people stop hating and writing stupid hate comments on this quote. its a funny quote and its just for fun. get over yourselves and your obvious jealousy and MOVE ON with your lives. its a funny quote so just laugh at it! if you hate it then just don't comment!
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InMyHead_BreakYourHeart · 1 decade ago
I agree with hadlynmeghan34! Nice
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hadlynmeghan34 · 1 decade ago
okay people, EVERYONE KNOWS a child wouldn't think of a fairy tale like this. it's just a joke so stop hating. besides, what little kid is honestly going to have a witty account and read this, browniefreak250??? hmmm???? laugh a little, people. jeez.
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pianoxkeys246 · 1 decade ago
wow, pessimist are we?
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DaRe2SoAr11 · 1 decade ago
okay, i legit "LAUGHED OUT LOUD" but i understand where these hate comments are coming from. fairytales are meant for younger children, therefore their brains arent as developed as yours might be. 5 year olds dont look deep into the story to find things that are wrong with it. and in beauty and the beast he doesnt sell her? he gets captured first and she says she'll stay to save him [:
i liked it but yeah
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browniefreak250 · 1 decade ago
not all things are just a joke. kids really do believe in fairy tales. what if a kid were to read this????? im sorry but i know you didn't mean any harm but you should have thought 1st.
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zyxwME4754 · 1 decade ago
hahahhaha jill goes to die with jack? i cant remember the real version, just the one where they go up the hill to get pot and have and make a baby... lmaoooooo
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iLoveRobertPattinson · 1 decade ago
lmaaooo! i love this!
&+p.s; Don't listen to the hattters-;their jellly
(:
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music_is_my_life · 1 decade ago
yes because all young children think this way about fairytales.
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izzywonder · 1 decade ago
Thats heaapss kool :]
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cherryxxbaby · 1 decade ago
oh my god! i loove this! its hilarious lmfao! and people who diss this are just jealous they can't be this funny or have a top quote (:
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madisonxscott_x3 · 1 decade ago
lmfao i liked this actually (: butt llikeee the dad in beauty & the beast doesn't sell her lol she offers herselfff uuup ; i would know my little sister makes me watch it like once a day -_- lol anywaays other then that i likeed it ((:
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Lulugymnastx333 · 1 decade ago
haha this is funnnyy nice work wittygirl nd dont listen to them haters :)
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FlipThatEmoHair · 1 decade ago
"Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers."

Not. D:
These stories aren't even implying any of that. You'd have to like, look deep in it and twist everything around for those messages.
But I do realize it's for fun and therefore I'm going to stop writing now.
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