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MrsLerman

1. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 4:41am UTC
   I don't call it GOSSIP.
   I call it honest dissemination
   of information.
   
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2. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2011 5:20am UTC
   Dear Selena Gomez,
   I am the answer to your question.
   I'm the one WHO SAID nobody's perfect !
   Sincerely,
   Hanna Montana
   
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3. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2011 11:54pm UTC
   Today,
   I was sitting in an Emergency Room and I overheard a nurse ask a lady,
   "so what brings you into the hospital?"
   She said, "an ambulance".
   MLIA.
   
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4. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2011 9:58pm UTC
   I'm Moody Like
   Squidward
   A Bit Dumb Like
   Patrick
   A little cold hearted like
   Plankton
   And sometimes a little selfish like
   Mr. Krabs
   But I assure to you that I'll always be here for you,
   Just like what Spongebob does.
   
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5. MrsLerman
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   January 28, 2011 9:30pm UTC
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6. MrsLerman
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   January 28, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   "Love" is four letters.
   "Bullshit" is eight.
   That's because there is two times
   more bullshit than love in the world.
   
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7. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 1:28am UTC
   MERRY CHRISTMAS.
   Favorite if your excited for christmas and are going to stay up all night.
   M
   Merry
   Merry X-mas
   Merry Christmas
   Merry Christmas Merry
   Christmas Merry Christmas
   Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
   Merry
   X-mas
   have a happy holiday!
   
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8. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 8:47am UTC
   Please support anti child abuse campaign! Change your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from YOUR CHILDHOOD and invite your friends to do the same. Until Monday (December 6), there should be no human faces on Facebook, but an invasion of memories.
   
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9. MrsLerman
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2010 9:03am UTC
   He doesn't know who I am,
   He doesn't give a damn about me,
   Cause I'm just a..
   Teenage Dirtbag, Baby!
   
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10. MrsLerman
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    April 17, 2010 1:54am UTC
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11. MrsLerman
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    April 8, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    There is only one me on Earth.
    So, I'm an endangered species.
    
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12. MrsLerman
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    April 2, 2010 1:39am UTC
    Don't you just wish
    that there are 500 days of Summer?
    -mine
    
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13. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2010 1:17am UTC
    APRIL FOOLS:
    is a day where you can lie..
    and if you get caught you can say
    April Fools!!
    
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14. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 7:28am UTC
    The guy who discovered milk..
    What was he doing with that cow?
    -facebook
    
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15. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2010 5:19am UTC
    boy, u turn my world
    uʍop ǝpısdn
    
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16. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2010 6:59am UTC
    I would rather be with a dyslexic demigod
    than be with a sparkling vampire.
    <3 Percy Jackson
    
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17. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2010 6:34am UTC
    when I'm k i s s i n g you
    my senses come alive..
    Almost like the puzzle piece
    I've been trying to find
    <3
    
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18. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2010 6:04am UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
    <3 if you love chocolates.
    
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19. MrsLerman
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 6:18am UTC
    Quit playing games with my ♥
    -backstreet boys
    
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