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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Don't worry, I'm as straight as a pole.
So they make curved poles now? That's pretty cool.
This is why I love my witty friends c:
'Tis just too awesome to not make into a quote.
nmf, too lazy to remake the format myself when it was right in front of me c:

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dukey95
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?
Im bored with the same quotes, and I have some great ones that go unnoticed, so im going to comment until this gets noticed, please help?(:

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 4:36pm UTC

If I was a dog,
And you were a flower,
I would lift my leg to give you a shower.
format credit: littleleftofthemiddle
nmq

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:16pm UTC

My imaginary friend Steve has left me.
if you see him please contact me.
He is on bath salts and he likes to eat people's faces.
So beware.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I have one piece of corn.
Hence, I have a unicorn.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RixonGabriel*
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:15am UTC

I'm Not Gonna Make A Quote About One Direction Or Drake And Josh. Not Even About Love. I'm Gonna Make A Quote About Socially Awkward Penguins Like Myself. Cause All Of Us Penguins Need Some Love.nmf

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 12:53pm UTC

In about four seconds
you will start singing
"I'm a Barbie girl"
You're welcome :)

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I think it's time I tell my dog he's adopted.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Apparently everyone has roughly
7 other people in the world that
look like them....
That means there are 35 One Direction look-alikes out there in the world
nmf
Credit

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Chase: You and Zoey have been sneaking around a
lot lately, and I want to know why.
Logan: Why?
Chase: Yes why it comes between X and Z.
-Zoey 101

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Every 60 seconds in Africa,
a minute passes.

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piranhasmile21
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 12:46am UTC

So rumor has it, Adele is pregnant because she found someone like you, and went rolling in the deep while turning tables.
(;

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Fact_Book
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:10am UTC

FA C T # 23
When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her.
(should I do a series)

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potayto
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:08pm UTC

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:48pm UTC

me: I should go shower now. (five minutes pass)(another five pass)(ten minutes pass)(couple more minutes) someone: (goes into bathroom) me: wow f*ck you, i was JUST about to take a shower.

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_behind_these_green_eyes
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC

dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
me: I'm going on a date.
dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC

The worst type of crying
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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ImNeverGivingUp
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?

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elysey
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:52pm UTC

I just don't get how
beautiful people + beautiful
people = ugly society
♥

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