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  1. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    You know the best place to hide a body?
    Second page of Google?
    Nope. Second page on youtube.

  2. iHeartMusic97 iHeartMusic97
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Me: "Mum, Dad I have decided to live on my own from now on."
    Parents: "Okay, good"
    Me: "All your sh*t's outside."

  3. Angie5436 Angie5436
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    How does he not know that I'm in
    LOVE
    with him?

  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    I hate when
    people expect so much out of me
    and I let them down


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. horsygirl13 horsygirl13
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    13 & Touchin, 14 & Suckin, 15 & F*ckin, 16 & Pregnant.
    Truth.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
    The Seven Basic Relationships
    1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
    love with someone else.
    2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
    like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
    3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
    other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
    4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
    you as a close friend.
    5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
    and getting back togethor.
    6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
    thought he wasn't.
    7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
    falls in love with you.
    Comment ones you think I missed!!
    format by jimmy365

  9. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:34am UTC
    I'm not your plan B.

  10. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    You don't get anotHer chance,
    l i f e i s n o n i n t e n d o g a m e
    » ///////////////// ♥

  11. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    it's a shame that
    YOU HAVE ME GOING INSANE EVERY»»»»
    MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.

  12. x0hopey x0hopey
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine married a common thief.
    Ariel walked on land for love and life.
    Snow White barely escaped a knife.
    It was all about blood, sweat, and tears.
    Because love means facing your biggest fears.♥

  13. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    You've only got 86,400
    seconds in a day
    to turn it all around
    or blow it all away

  14. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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    June 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I don't care about anybody else
    I just want to be
    good enough for you

  17. xoxo_lovegivesmehope xoxo_lovegivesmehope
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    My boyfriend was eager
    to meet my mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completley freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to
    have me.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    No matter
    How carefully you choose your words,
    They'll always end up being twisted by others...

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:24am UTC
    SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
    No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
    Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
    Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
    SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
    MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
    PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
    MAKE IT COUNT♥

  20. SkinnyJeans1113 SkinnyJeans1113
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Half Of Me Wants To Try
    Half Wants To Give Up
    Half Is Happy
    Half Is Sad
    Half Is Positive
    Half Is Negative
    Half Of Me Is Sure
    Half Of Me Is Unsure
    One Half Is Stuck In The Dark
    And The Other Is basking In The Light

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