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  1. xxmorganx xxmorganx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    On The Phone With Mom;
    Yep. OK. Alright. OK. Alright. Yes. I will. Yes. OK. Alright. Ok. Alright. Yes. I will. Yes. OK. Alright. OK. Alright. Yes. Ok. I will. Yep. OK. Yes mom. Alright. Yep. OK. I will. Alright. Yes. Ok. Yep. Yep. OK. Alright.
    I will! I love you too. Bye.
    On The Phone With Dad;
    Yeah, oh.. alright. Later.

  2. She She
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
    other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
    me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

  3. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    sometimes you just outgrow people

  4. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #799
    According to DisneyDreaming.com, Justin has set
    up boundaries when it comes to how close Selena
    gets to his music. She is not allowed to be
    in the studio while he is recording.

  5. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    Do you mind not looking at my paper when I'm taking your test?
    Sincerely, It feels awkward

  6. Juliiiaaaxox Juliiiaaaxox
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    .......................................................................................
    The moment of preparation
    Before stepping on an escalator
    .

  7. jellybean1234 jellybean1234
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Edward Cullen,
    So, you stay young forever and sneak into the room of young girls? How original.
    Sincerely, Peter Pan

  8. Haterade Haterade
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    losing your phone
    in your blanket,
    then having to throw the blanket around until it
    falls out

  9. ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 2:24pm UTC
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    The best kinds of laughter
    1. Tears falling down your face
    2. Feeling a six pack coming on
    3. Not being able to breath
    4. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent
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  10. glitterspaz143 glitterspaz143
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ♥ t h i s i f y o u l o v e
    y o u r d a d d y.

  11. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GET KNOCKED DOWN
    LOWER THEN YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO STAND BACK UP TALLER THEN YOU EVER WERE

  12. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #795
    When Justin went to England, he admitted he
    wasn't a big fan because of the "depressing"
    weather, but he did like the girls.

  13. Bubbles98 Bubbles98
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I HAVE 3 BOYFRIENDS
    My first boyfriend, his name is food. My second boyfriend is named food also. My third boyfriend is named food too. One lives in my stomach, one lives in my refrigerator and one lives at the store waiting for me. They’re always there for me, when I’m sad, depressed or happy. I love you food.

  14. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    if you fave this
    I'll write something that will make you smile on your profile
    and I'll tell you your
    soulmate's name
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    It's funny how...
    fast you get up when you relized you overselpt.
    michaelchannel
    (Follw me, i Follow back!)

  16. c4ndy c4ndy
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I want him. Only him.

  17. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    My phone battery has the
    lifespan of a goldfish.

  18. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    *parents are sleeping*
    me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
    *I'm sleeping*
    parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

  19. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    MOM: GET UP. YOU CAN'T SPEND ALL DAY IN BED.
    ME: WHY NOT?
    MOM: BECAUSE YOLO.
    ME: OMG.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    w h e n y o u r p a r e n t s h a v e g u e s t s o v e r
    and you don't make it to your room on time, so now you have to socialize.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5 / t u m b l r

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