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skoshaannex3
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August 28, 2011 11:48pm UTC

2011 VMAS.
Selena got to interview her boyfriend.
Beyonce said she was prego.
Lady Gaga was a man & said she touched herself to Brittney Spears.
Justin Bieber didnt clap for anyone but Chris Brown
Chris Brown learned to fly.
&
To top it off Lady Gaga was drunk on stage.
What has this world come to?

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Raymatts
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:33pm UTC

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The freshman girl,
oh so shy,
sits and watches the sophmore guy.
The sophmore guy,
with his head in a whirl,
sits and watches the junior girl.
The junior girl,
in her red sedan,
sits and watches the senior man.
But the senior man,
all hot and wild,
secretly loves the freshman child.
nmf/ nmq but I love it
♥
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Kelsey*
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:18pm UTC

Why do we need
school???
music~we have YouTube for that.
Spanish ~i watch Dora.
English ~everything is shortened anyway (brb,idk,lol).
geography~i will buy a globe.
history~they are all dead anyway.
math~that is why we have the calculator.
spelling~we have spell check on the computer.

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annabellegrace
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 10:59pm UTC

Everybody has that best friend that:
- turns everything dirty
- finds everyone hott
- has bitchy comebacks
- eats like a pig and gains no weight
- is always soo pretty
- swears too much
- has a funny laugh
- never gets embarrassed
- dances like no one is watching
- always has a kinky winky story to tell
-
Fav if you agree and comment if there are more

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gabri3ll3_26
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 5:41pm UTC

I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.
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iloveyoux013
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 5:07pm UTC

3 words, 8 letters,
3 syllables, 2 nouns,1 emotion, Many meanings,A big lie, a rare truth
i love you
nmf nmq

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nee
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August 26, 2011 12:26am UTC

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stilllovingyou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:08pm UTC

Somebody needs to invent
A mirror that takes pictures.♥
nmf

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lalala123456789
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 1:16am UTC

i am 15 and i have a twin sister. she is a alcoholic and is addicted to smoking...
the other day i showed her this website and asked her to stop drinking and smoking. she said if i get more than 500 favs then she'll quit. help me out witty girls before its too late♥

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xoirishxo
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:38pm UTC

You're as slutty
as a bowling ball. You get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley,
& you still come back for more.

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cheerchic1089
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:27am UTC

Hey girls (:
I'm just taking a little poll here !
Do me a favor &;
comment if you've started school,
& fave if you haven't yet (:
thanksssss ;D

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brittneyxoxo518
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:03pm UTC

why are firetrucks red?
firetrucks have 4 wheels.
they can hold 8 men.
4 + 8 = 12.
there are 12 inches in a ruler.
queen elizabeth was a ruler.
there was a ship called the queen elizabeth.
that ship sailed the seas.
there are fish in the seas.
fish have fins.
people from finland are called fins.
finland & russia had a war a long time ago.
russia has red on their flag.
that's why their red.
cause their always russian around.

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MissSmiley
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August 26, 2011 7:26am UTC

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dothingsthatscareyou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:09pm UTC

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are
her last name, her address ,
and her point of view on men.
♥

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gryffindordarling77
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:23pm UTC

You say that you love the rain,
but you open your umbrella when in rains.
You say that you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind,
but you close your windows when the wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, you say that
you love me too♥
-William Shakespear.

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enchanted2meetu
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 6:23pm UTC

My Hair looks perfect when I'm alone.
But the minute I have to go somewhere...
It looks like crap.
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heythere12345
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 10:40pm UTC

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|||||| ' YOU SHOULD'VE COME WITH US ' ||||||
well, inviting me would've helped..
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