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brittneyxoxo518

1. brittneyxoxo518
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Girl logic:
   Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs, I'll met a nice guy who wants me for my personality.
   
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2. brittneyxoxo518
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   September 6, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   Do you buy your pants on sale?
   Because at my house, they would be 100% off.
   
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3. brittneyxoxo518
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   July 31, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Why the hell is McDonalds
   the official restaurant of the Olympics?..
   
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4. brittneyxoxo518
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   July 27, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Comparison
   is the theif of joy.
   
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5. brittneyxoxo518
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   July 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   Summer,
   slow the f..k down.
   
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6. brittneyxoxo518
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   June 6, 2012 3:33pm UTC
   If you want the prince,
   try acting like a princess. Not a hooker.
   
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7. brittneyxoxo518
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   May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   If only,
   McDonalds delivered..
   
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8. brittneyxoxo518
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   May 15, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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9. brittneyxoxo518
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   May 12, 2012 11:44am UTC
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10. brittneyxoxo518
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    May 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when a sentence doesn't end the way you testicles.
    
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11. brittneyxoxo518
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    April 30, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Fighting for peace,
    is like f**king for virginity.
    
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12. brittneyxoxo518
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    April 30, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
    Fridge, you're coming to my room.
    
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13. brittneyxoxo518
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    April 28, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Cheating is easy..
    Try something more difficult, like being faithful.
    
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14. brittneyxoxo518
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    April 24, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    You Only Live Once?
    & here I thought that was just a myth.
    
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15. brittneyxoxo518
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    October 24, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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16. brittneyxoxo518
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    October 18, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    calling me beautiful,
    just makes me see you as a liar .
    
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17. brittneyxoxo518
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    October 18, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    crying doesn't mean your weak,
    it just means you've been strong for too long .
    ♥
    
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18. brittneyxoxo518
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    September 10, 2011 11:19am UTC
    screwplanking,
    i'm gonna batman!
    
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19. brittneyxoxo518
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    September 9, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    dear phone,
    thankyou for making me look like im not a loner.
    sincerely, awkward moment.
    
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20. brittneyxoxo518
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    September 9, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    *fire alarm goes off*
    teacher: be calm and take your time!
    me: just gonna stand there and watch me burn!
    i was a god for the day..
    
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