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MissSmiley

1. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:17pm UTC
   Mustaches are just wings for your nose.
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2. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:14pm UTC
   Flying is simple.
   just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
   
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3. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:12pm UTC
   Taking a well deserved break
   after writing the title of your assignment.
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4. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:10pm UTC
   Reasons why I hate my school;
   1.) Waking up early.
   2.) annoying teachers.
   3.) alot of homework.
   4.) it's not hogwarts.
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5. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:07pm UTC
   Teacher;I hope I don't see you copying another students homework.
   Student;Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.
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6. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 2:03pm UTC
   Why do people think;
   You'll remember a person if they say a name twice?
   ''You remember Steve?''
   ''Steve who?''
   ''Steve Steve''
   ♥
   
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7. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 1:58pm UTC
   Life stages;
   1.)You believe in Santa Claus.
   2.)You don't believe in Santa Claus.
   3.)You are Santa Claus.
   4.)You look like Santa Claus.
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8. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 12:33pm UTC
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9. MissSmiley
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   December 19, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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10. MissSmiley
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    December 5, 2011 11:26am UTC
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11. MissSmiley
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    November 25, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    ''How much do you love me?''
    ''well, look at the stars and count them. that's how much i love you.''
    ''but it's morning..''
    ''Exactly.''
    
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12. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:20am UTC
    cool story bro.
    my favorite part was when you stopped talking.
    
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13. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:19am UTC
    Cool story Mom.
    don't tell it again.
    
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14. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:14am UTC
    I'm a leader not a follower.
    unless it's a dark place, then screw it.
    you're going first.
    
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15. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:12am UTC
    that awkward moment;
    when you spell a work correctly, but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever;
    questioning it's existence.
    
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16. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:08am UTC
    A DAY WITHOUT INTERNET;
    is like a year without rain.
    
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17. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:07am UTC
    that sexy hairstyle
    when you wake up.
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18. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:05am UTC
    what kind of bees make milk?
    BOO-BEES.
    :D
    
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19. MissSmiley
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    November 7, 2011 8:00am UTC
    Say it to my face.
    Sincerely, my back is not a voicemail.
    ♥
    
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20. MissSmiley
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:58am UTC
    anger is a waste of
    emotion and time.
    life is too short to be mad;
    get over it and move on.
    - smart person
    ♥
    
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