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xxokiraxxo
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July 26, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door away into the sunset

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iliketurtles21
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July 26, 2012 5:19pm UTC

*Patrick's First Day of School*
Mrs. Puff: Now tell us, What is your name?
Patrick: uhhhh..
Patrick: ummmm..
Patrick: *sweating*
Patrick: 24?!

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Lgirl
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July 26, 2012 5:49pm UTC

On December 21,2012 I'm Gonna
go outside bang pans together and yell "END OF THE WORLD, COME AT ME BRO!"

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lynskywalker
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July 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Whenever someone says "you just made my day" it makes my day :)

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vintagememories
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July 26, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Me: hey mom, need any help?
Mom: no, go away
Me: you sure?
Mom: yes, just go away
5 seconds later
Mom: omfg nobody ever helps aroud this house, jesus crist you're all so lazy.
tumblr.

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Anthony23
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July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

saying okay a million times to get your mom/dad to stop talking.

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TVQuotes
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July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars #3
Spencer: Can you walk any softer?.
Hanna: Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind.
Follow for a follow

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writtenrain*
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July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AustinH
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July 14, 2012 11:39am UTC

When I was a kid,
it was Disney 411,
not Disney 365.

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helenlovesyou1997
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 6:20pm UTC

You Still Like Him, Stop Lying To Yourself.

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iamManny
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July 13, 2012 11:11pm UTC

When you're on your period#4
Your favorite underwear look like WW3 took place in them.

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smallchick105
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July 13, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Do n't make her wait
Just because you know she will♥

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BRIANACOLLIN
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July 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC

My flirting technique:
Make eye contact with a guy a few
times and hope he is more brave
than I am.

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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July 13, 2012 11:31pm UTC

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know because I have directTv
Format by: yourcool not my quote <3

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xxchloexxneon
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July 13, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Fun Fact
Drinking cold water burns calories.
Format by Sandrasaurus / USMarineCorps2013

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thatbritishboy
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July 13, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never believe you, but tell her she's ugly once and she'll never forget you said it.

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RunawayRachel
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July 13, 2012 11:17pm UTC

"Would you like a table?"
No.. Not at all! I came to eat on the ground. A carpet for 4 please.
I follow back ^_^

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ImOnlyATeen
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July 13, 2012 10:06pm UTC

me: can i have the kids meal? cashier: sure. cashier: do you want the toy?me:cashier:me:yes.

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RunawayRachel
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July 14, 2012 12:33am UTC

If my name was Simon, I would always speak in third person.

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torimoriluv
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July 13, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Dear Mtv ,
Im a teen virgin .. Wheres my tv show ?

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