Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

kayleighcrazy

  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
    I need someone who is prepared for:
    -a million questions
    -uncontrollable laughter
    -my family
    -my appetite
    -musical outburts
    -random dancing
    -my friends
    -said/happy tears
    -deep talks
    -my imagination
    -my weirdness/craziness
    -my dreams
    -walks in the rain
    -random texts
    -useless arguments
    -and acceptance of the real me.
    ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Everyone you trust,
    everyone you think you can count on,
    will eventually disappoint you.
    People lie, keep secrets, and disappear,
    but you have to move on.
    No sense in dwelling on the things
    you can not change.

  3. emily_fowlerr emily_fowlerr
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    the person who loves you the most isnt the person who sees you every day, but the person that looks for you eevery day

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    I'm sorry i'm not perfect
    I'm sorry i cut
    I'm sorry i break my promises
    i'm sorry i wanna give up
    i'm sorry i wanna die
    I'm sorry i hide my emotions
    i'm sorry i lie and say that i'm fine
    i'm sorry i am pushing you away

  5. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I hate that moment
    when your done crying
    and you just sit there
    e m o t i o n l e s s

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    “Are you okay?”
    Why do people say it?
    Does “I’m fine.” honestly satisfy you?
    If so, you don’t mean what you’re asking.
    I mean, come on, look in my eyes,
    I’m not okay.
    You know I’m not okay.
    And you asking if I’m okay is just reminding me
    how badly I’m not.
    I want someone to reach out a little farther
    than just, “are you okay?”
    Instead of a question, make it a statement.
    You’re okay.
    It’s gonna be okay.
    It would mean so much more.
    We all need to look a little deeper.
    Nobody is ever okay.

  7. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    England
    Let me tell you something about America. We were best friends in the 1600's. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the mid 1700's, I started going to war with France and taxing the colonists, and they were like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would tax their tea, they'd be like, "Well we're just going to throw it all in Boston Harbor" And I'd be like, "Have fun with the new soldiers I'm sending over." So then, for the Intolerable Acts, which was their punishment for being so rude, I was like, "Guys, I'm going to make a bunch of soldiers stay in your houses and cut off your ports." I mean I couldn't have them stop paying taxes! They thought they were going to just not pay for a war they didn't want to get involved in in the first place! I mean, right? They were MY COLONIES. So then George Washington wrote King George III and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then America started a revolution because no one would listen to their stupid ideas, and they came back in the fall for the new One Direction album, all of their teenage girls were going crazy, and now I guess now they're obsessed with my my boys and my accent.
    Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
    No offense to America or England, just funny...

  8. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  11. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Things that aren't okay:
    Post limits
    Dead phone batteries
    Periods
    Gaining weight
    Pending Moderation.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I want someone
    to fall in love with the way I laugh
    and fall in love with my smile.
    I want someone who’ll listen
    to the rambling of my inner child,
    someone who touches my face
    and brushes the hair from my eyes.
    I want someone who loves me
    or at least holds me like they do.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    the episode where spongebob goes around
    asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

  14. pinkfrosting321 pinkfrosting321
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
    I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
    Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
    Maybe then someone will start to care?
    Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
    At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
    Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
    Will I finally feel like I exist?
    Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
    What you show is ruining me.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    *When a girl calls you ugly.*
    "Girl I don't care."
    *When a guy calls you ugly*
    "OMG. WHAT AN AS$HOLE."

  17. love14ever love14ever
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    *Parent's go out for the night*
    Other normal kids: Have big parties, sneek out and do really cool things.
    Me: Blast music, sings as loud as i can, and pee with the door open.

  18. Litoudaki Litoudaki
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Handsome guy: You're so pretty!
    Me: Who sent you?

  19. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    You unfollowed me
    because you're afraid of falling in love with me, i know.

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Hey I just met you.
    And this is loco.
    But heres four candy canes for you.
    YOU GO GLENN COCO.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles