Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

kaykay99

  1. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Person: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
    Me: Are you suggesting I throw apples at my doctor?

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Give me scars give me
    pain. Then they' ll say to me,
    SAY TO ME ,SAY TO ME ,
    "there goes a fig hter."

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:21am UTC
    You sit there in your heartache,
    WAITING ON SOME BEAUTIFUL BOY.
    To save you from your
    Old days . . .

  4. amur3074 amur3074
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:27am UTC
    Sick and tired of broken promises. For once, I just want you to say you'll do something and actually f.ucking do it. I'm done waiting aroubd for you all of the time. I can't spend all of my time waiting for you to just text me just to say that you can't come see me. If you're not sure that you can do, don't make a f.ucking promise. Thanks for contributing to my trut issues with men.

  5. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:28am UTC
    DONT LET LITTLE
    STUPID THINGS break
    your happiness .

  6. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:30am UTC
    This is why i love George Lopez;
    George; " If anything happened to my daughter, i'll hit you so hard i'll put you in acomma. I don't care if it takes 20 years, the moment you wake up- BAM. You wake up again, BAM. Where am i- BAM. 'Sir, waiting hours are over- ' BAM. I just hit a nurse."

  7. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:34am UTC
    Theres much more than just a pretty face.

  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:37am UTC
    Im staring at my closet
    full of clothes but i still
    HAVE NOTHING
    to wear.

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:37am UTC
    I got straight A's
    but that wasn't good enough
    People compliment me on my personality
    but thats not good enough
    I'm skinny
    but that's not good enough
    I help around the house
    but that's not good enough
    I help others
    but that's not good enough
    I don't get in trouble
    but that's not good enough
    I'm just the daughter
    who's not good enough

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Remember to follow your dreams
    not your parents

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    I almost find it funny when a girl tells her boyfriend that she's pregnant
    and he just blames her for it and yells at her.
    Seriously the guy in the relationship is just as much to blame as the girl is.
    It's not the girl's fault that her boyfriend didn't feel like wearing a condom

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh
    nmq

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    He said the way my blue eyes shine put those Georgia stars to shame
    that night, I said "Who you been messin' around with? My eyes are as brown as the shìt you're talking."

  14. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Can you HEAR the silence?
    Can you SEE the dark?
    Can you FIX the broken?

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    What a shame. We grew up never believing that we were beautiful,
    because no one ever told us that we were. We made friends who liked to complain about their stomachs, noses, and the size of their thighs. And we joined in because that's what you do, isn't it? And so, we never told ourselves, either.
    In 8th grade, a boy we barely knew calls us fat. We will never know if he
    was joking, or why. We were bullied about our long, messy hair. So we chop it all off. And we became invisible. It was years before we resurfaced, before we learned to do things just for the sake of ourselves.
    Someone tells us we're beautiful, and now, we don't believe them. But, we
    have new friends and they tell us, too. And then we hear it from a stranger. Mom apologizes for not telling us enough when we were younger. And slowly, we start to belive it. And now, we know.
    We know that, despite everything we'd been told, being beautiful has
    nothing to do with our worth. But, how unfortunate, we think, that we couldn't know we were beautiful until someone else told us that we were.
    We were never even told it was an option.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:39am UTC
    witty pick-up line: i hate a lot of people, but i don't hate you.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC
    boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
    girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

  18. kaykay99 kaykay99
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    I have true friends that really support me in everything and they are Fruitloop99 and Merriruth99 and Applepie1997. I can really count on them to be there for me. I love y'all very much thanks for being great friends!!!!!!

  19. kaykay99 kaykay99
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    The way you look at me. The way you talk about me to your friends. The way you say "I love you and you mean everything to me". The way you smile at me. I love the way you kiss me gently. I just want to hold you and be with you forever and ever. I love you babe .


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles