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jimmy365
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February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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mystic_tatertot*
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Niall: She's Cute Harry: She's Adorable
Louis: She's Pretty Liam: She's Perfect
Zayn: She's Reading This
nmf,nmq

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pigglywiggly
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March 7, 2012 5:04pm UTC

School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

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WhoNeedsToKnow
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March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC

Fav this
and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

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jarmentano123
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March 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Fave for One Direction.
COMment for Bruno Mars.

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pigglywiggly
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March 7, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Doctor: Are you s.exually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have s.ex with this

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c4ndy
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March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

‎3 weeks ago: Temple Run
2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
Last Week: YOLO
This week: Kony 2012

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BravoSierra
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March 9, 2012 3:15pm UTC

What's up?
On witty.
On what?
Nothing.
Is that a drug?
Yeah.

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kaila*
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
You: Nope
Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
Stranger: 4+8=12.
Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
Stranger: the fish have fins.
Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Stranger: Russians are red.
Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
You: LOL

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yourcool
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March 5, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Ghost Hunters: Can you communicate with us?
*door creaks*
Ghost Hunters: Oh, so your name is Laura?

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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March 5, 2012 5:10pm UTC

I don't care how old i am
I am going in the bouncy castle.

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Tropes2
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March 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Dear Cancer,
Daddy's gonna win.<3

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UnfogettableMe
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March 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

So today, I went into the doctor's office, extremely excited to find out the gender of my baby, with Austin by my side.
The first thing the doctor was able to tell me was that my baby was a boy.
And then, after a while, his face kind of went expressionless.
And so he walked out and got another doctor.
The other doctor looked around, and he had the same face.
They left, and Austin and I had no idea what was going on.
And when they came back, they told me that my baby had no heart beat.
Rest in Peace, Austin Chrstopher David. Mommy loves you.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC

omg. he gave me his pencil.
he totally wants me

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Just_Breathe
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 5:04pm UTC

We're Teenagers
We laugh harder when we try to explain why were laughing(:
follow me i follow back :)

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dancerox543
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March 10, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I am one boob, you are the other boob
and together?
breast friends
♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 5:34pm UTC

CREATING PERFECT SCENARIOS
IN MY MIND THAT WILL NEVER COME TRUE. ♥

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fallingstars12
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March 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Fave this and I will:
Fave 5 of your quotes
Follow you
Comment on your profile and give you a compliment
I PROMISE I will do them all! It doesn't matter if you have 0 followers or 1000.. or more.. truely just want to do this to make you feel special(:
I pink
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ggiafrate
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Fav if you LoVe
those teachers
who just tell stories the whole class
&
always get side tracked

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC

COMMENT if you're straight.
COMMENT if you're gay.
COMMENT if you're lesbian.
COMMENT if you're bisexual.
COMMENT if you're pansexual.
FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
nmq

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