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Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
YouNope
Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
Stranger: 4+8=12.
Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
Stranger: the fish have fins.
Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Stranger: Russians are red.
Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
You: LOL

 
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1423 faves · 19 comments · Mar 4, 2012 2:23pm

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xoxXDxox · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best quote! xx
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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5283014
^^^in response to your quote... lol xD
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emsteffers · 1 decade ago
wowo made my day:)
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lexiedonnonnonne · 1 decade ago
LOLOLOL
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh that's funny =)
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Girl1From1Mars · 1 decade ago
hahah!! amazing!! someone must really love/hate russians to make this up..LOL ;)
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TaylorEliza · 1 decade ago
Saw this on my tumblr today...still funny
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oliviahoffman1126 · 1 decade ago
This is by far one of my faves seriously where did u find this
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deadprincess31 · 1 decade ago
I could totally see me saying this......
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emma3 · 1 decade ago
and i know that i should get it but.. i dont lol hhahahahaha lml please help.
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lalalaloveyou02 · 1 decade ago
I have seen white and yellow firestrucks.. o_O
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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
thats a lot to remember. 0.0
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kylee_ericaa* · 1 decade ago
i said this to my friend and she was like thats mean, LOLOL.
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livinglife12344321 · 1 decade ago
omegle<3
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singleandready2mingle · 1 decade ago
Wow thats a lottt :)
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9yeres · 1 decade ago
omg this is amazing :'D
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Sammiamm · 1 decade ago
I just did this to my friend! She was like ummmm ok thanks for letting me know...
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kaepow · 1 decade ago
How did someone come up with this? Hahah :D
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kaila* · 1 decade ago
nmq
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