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LiKeAbOsS98
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February 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Teacher: "Never in the 9 years i've had a class that has laughed at this movie! This is not a funny movie!"
Teacher: "Never in the 9 years i've had a class that has laughed at this movie! This is not a funny movie!"
Well obviously it is.
Step into the hallway!
FML
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lamusicaesmivida
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February 24, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Dads and Daughters #3
They don't like it when you wear short shorts, miniskirts, low cut shirts, v-necks, tank tops, tight shirts, skinny jeans, bathing suits, short dresses,or anything "skimpy"

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BeMineBieber_xo
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February 24, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Teacher: By all this talking, I assume you're all done
Me: By all this complaining, i assume you're still single

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carlydawn25
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February 24, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Today I was so bored that I
watched my clothes in the dryer.
For 15 minutes.
I'm so going to be forever alone.

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FreakinAwesome
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February 24, 2012 8:37pm UTC

That awkward moment
during silent reading when your book is so funny you just crack up.

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yourcool
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February 24, 2012 8:39pm UTC

When I like someone:
5% talk to them
95% stare.

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RiseAboveItAll
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February 24, 2012 8:40pm UTC

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animalove01
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February 24, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Did you know;
Monday mornings are so depressingyou won't crack a smile , on average, until 11:16

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MVP8
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February 24, 2012 8:41pm UTC

What starts with " P"
and ends with " ORN"
Popcorn
What else were you thinking?
♥.

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WittyXDDDD
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February 24, 2012 8:44pm UTC

And it's the biggest lie everyone uses:
"I have read the terms and conditions."

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I had two hamsters named "One" and "Two"
I lost One, but it doesn't matter.
I still have Two.
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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 12:40pm UTC

My boyfriend told me i could pick Witty or him.
Sometimes I really miss him.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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February 20, 2012 10:08am UTC

What doesn't kill you
only makes you
wish it did.

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boobahdinky
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February 20, 2012 11:19am UTC

1.Say "Eye"
2.Spell the word "map"
3.Say "ness"
Fave if you get it ;)

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jimmy365
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February 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

Did you know?
The human brain cannot creat faces.
So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
you have seen their face before.
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kattrynamelaniex33
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October 6, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Dance like nobody is watching<33 :*

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SpaceBound97
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January 28, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Good Friends Are Like Stars, You Dont Always See Them But You Know They're There<3

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January 28, 2012 8:04pm UTC

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