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1. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 10:16pm UTC
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   All I need is
   good friends, good food, and
   a good song.
   follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365
   Format credit - RunawayRachel/nmq:)
   
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2. RunawayRachel
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 12:56am UTC
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   We all have one secret, ~ w e c a n ' t t e l l a n y o n e . ~
   RunawayRachel
   
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3. YoullMakeIt
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   all polar bears are left handed, 10% of people who steal cars are left handed. So when your car is stolen there is a 10% chance that it was a polar bear
   
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4. Sandrasaurus
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   So we ignore eachother,
   and pretend the other doesn't exist,
   but deep down we both know
   it wasn't supposed to end like this.
   NOT MY QUOTE
   
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5. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   Stop Scrolling
   and go to bed. ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus + follow me, i folow back:) -jimmy365
   
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6. confessions_of_a_cutter
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   Suicide.
   Why is it that the word itself grabs
   your attention immediately, but
   the actions leading up to it
   go completely unnoticed?
   
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7. 007
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 2:57am UTC
   This might sound stupid.
   But the truth is I'm sick of getting every guy, and I feel slutty saying that but every single guy i have liked has atleast liked me, ( not that i have done everything with them).Just for once I want to cry myself to sleep and I know this sounds so sad and stupid because everyone wants their crush to like them back, but after a while it get's boring I want to eat ice cream, stay up late listening to our song and cry my eyes out. I don't also want to get the guy I want to be able to live a little, isn't that what teenage life is about? Not being able to figure out what you want. I just want too fall for once.
   
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8. 007
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 7:20am UTC
   Today pretty much sucked.
   
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9. livsbestfriendryan
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   the tooth fairy
   is teaching little boys&girls that they can sell their body parts for money
   ©livsbestfriendryan
   
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10. Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:19am UTC
    1
    Oh guys, I can't handle all these notifications.
    
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11. twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Rules for texting a girl:
    1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply.
    2) Use good grammar.
    3) Ask questions.
    4) Use the :) face
    
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12. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:35am UTC
    I always wish my pets could talk,
    but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.
    
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13. Tortoises
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    1912:
    The Titanic Sunk.
    2012:
    a cruise ship sunk
    How totally coincedental.
    -Freaky-
    
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14. ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like
    chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
    nmf/nmq
    
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15. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Looking at your best friend
    & laughing because you know what they are thinking.
    format credit: jade672
    
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16. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I want a
    british
    friend.
    Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk.
    
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17. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Boy: Is your mom a baker?
    Girl: No, why do you ask?
    Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥
    
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18. tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    my dad got this gun app on his phone,
    so now whenever he's mad at me, he shoots me.
    lol cool.
    
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19. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I don't re-check
    my test. I just flip threw the pages
    anyone else?
    
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20. halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥
    
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