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  1. XxSamsGirlxX XxSamsGirlxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    me: *makes awesome quote that thinks will get 200 likes*
    me: *reads through top quotes while waiting for people to like my new quote*
    me: *clicks on next page and sees no notifications*
    me: Well maybe after the next page...
    me: *clicks after reading through second page of top quotes, no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: Well maybe I'll have 200 notiications if I log off and come back later.
    me: *close witty*
    me: *logs back on 3 hours later*
    me: *sees no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me: Well at least I tried.

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    watching the Olympics
    and realizing how lazy you truly are..

  3. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Maybe I should start
    making wishes for relationships
    at 6:09

  4. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    The Moment
    When you feel so lonely
    and all you wanna do is
    cuddle with somebody

  5. dancer98 dancer98
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Boy: I said Hi not suck my dick.
    Nmq~ fb

  6. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    When I say “The other day”
    It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

  7. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    You yell at guys for looking at your chest, but whenever a guy is shirtless, all you do is stare at our abs.?
    Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"

  8. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Don't mistake my silence for weakness.
    No one plans a murder out loud.

  9. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Sometimes
    It takes one really big fall to know where you stand
    Format: twilightgirl995

  10. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    SOMEDAY,
    when i grow up
    if i have a daughter
    and she asks for a diary
    i'll just show her witty .
    nmf

  11. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    And who else loved wearing their mom's heals when they were little?!
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    Cookiedoughformats

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:10am UTC
    You flirting: "Heyy cutie, wanna hang?"
    Me flirting: "You're insecure, don't know what for.."
    I think we all know who gets the girl..(;

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Life has many chapters
    One bad chapter doesn't mean
    its the end of the book
    ( M c F l y )

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    So uh,
    I've seen more hate about the hate on Witty
    than the hate on Witty..

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    "you know what they do to a handsome
    guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
    -21 jump street

  16. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I messed up, I know.
    And I'm sorry.

  18. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Sometimes you need to be
    What people don't expect you to be
    ~♥~

  19. LaceAndGlitter LaceAndGlitter
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    From Anonymous:
    'My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 5 months,
    but I like another guy. The other guy is so sweet and so much hotter then my boyfriend, so I would rather date him. But, I don't want to break my boyfriends heart. I'm only in seventh grade and this is the first time I've ever broken up with someone.. I don't know what to say or how to say it.'
    Well, coming from a girl who has gone through break ups,
    honestly the reason you are breaking up with your boyfriend
    sounds kind of ridiculous. & You're only in seventh grade.. I guess
    the best advice I can give you is be honest with him, and don't pretend
    like you don't care. If he seems upset about it, then try to comfort him.
    But in my opinion, you shouldn't break up with your boyfriend just for
    another guy.. That's my thoughts on it!
    - Chantelle ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like.
    What it feels like to have perfectly straight teeth.
    To have little, dainty thighs.
    To have a flat stomach.
    To have a perfect complection.
    To have to most beautiful blue eyes.
    & to have gorgeous blonde hair that all the boys love.
    To have super long, pretty nails.
    To be wanted.
    To be needed.
    To be worth something to someone special.
    I wonder what it feels like to be comfortable in my own skin.
    I guess I'll never know.

:)

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