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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. doublesidedice doublesidedice
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    October 21, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Music.'Nuff said.

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
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    October 21, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Bands.Bands.Bands.Bands.


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  6. happiest* happiest*
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    July 12, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Anorexia is a disease
    not a fashion statement.


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  11. happiest* happiest*
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    May 3, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    *wakes up in the middle of night*
    Me:Please don't be 6am
    *1:48am*
    Me:Marry christmas to me
    *shows face back into pillow*

  12. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
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    April 17, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Teacher: now let's try a D grade question
    Class: *continues chatting*
    Teacher: settle down
    Teacher: now back to my D
    Class: *dies*

  13. happiest* happiest*
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    April 14, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and there like, "its better than yours."
    my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and there like, "you wanna trade cards?"
    my harry potter brings all the voldemorts to the yard, and hes like
    "man look at that scar."
    my xbox brings all the boys to the yard, and there like "you wanna play cod?"
    my homework brings all the asians to the yards, and there like, "it wasnt that hard."
    "my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand, and there like,"just put it in my hand."
    DAMN RIGHTT.♥

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    youknow
    whats funny?
    A guy [steve] started witty, and all
    us girls on here do, is complain about guys.
    oh irony <3

  15. dolph* dolph*
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    April 14, 2013 8:00am UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To escape North Korea's long range missiles.


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  18. happiest* happiest*
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    April 13, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    if you think about it
    WITTY
    is sorta like the bestfriend we all wish we had,
    it’s always there to listen to our problems and it
    gives us good advice when we clueless,
    it tells us we’re worth it when we’re doubtful,
    doesn’t talk back when we’re angry.
    it gives us hope when we need it,
    tells us jokes when we’re hurting,
    celebrates when we’re happy
    but most of all?
    it’s never gonna leave us
    when we need it most....♥
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  19. CaptainKid CaptainKid
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    April 12, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    beauty doesn't mention size.

  20. doublesidedice doublesidedice
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    April 12, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    People hurt people.
    We hurt each other and don't think twice about it. Why do we do that? What does it achieve besides hurting someone else? I don't care what you've been through, or what your mood is. If you don't have a rationable reason, don't be rude or mean. It doesn't help anything. It just hurts.

:)

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