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I hope everyone likes my quotes!!!
I put a lot of effort in them and hope u think theyre great too!

joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 3:14pm UTC

life is too short.
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
Laugh when you can
apologize when you should
love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances. . give everything
and have no regrets
life is to short to be unhappy
you have to take the good with the bad
smile when you're sad
love what you got
and always remember what you had
always forgive but never forget
learn from your mistakes
but never regret
people change and things go wrong
but always remember
life goes on!!!!

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC

Never take someone for granted.
Hold every person close to your heart
because you might wake up one day
and realize that you've lost a diamond
while you were too busy collecting stones...

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 4:09pm UTC

I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy &
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends & I sometimes fight &
maybe some days nothing goes right,
but when I think about it & take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
& that maybe, just maybe, I like being
unperfect..

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 3:56pm UTC

If you love something let it go,
if it comes back to you it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 5:35pm UTC

Grenade
I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes I would die for ya baby,
But you won't do the same

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
July 24, 2010 3:11pm UTC

Only in America
Can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
do they have drive up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries,and a diet coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our
junk in the garage.

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 5:25pm UTC

Dont highlight!!
favorite if u highlighted anyway

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 4:18pm UTC

*Highlight*
made you look

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
May 16, 2010 3:47pm UTC

It's all fun and games
until someone gets hurt
.....then it's hilarious
*highlight*

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 6:33pm UTC

If a turtle
loses is shell,
is he naked?
Or homeless?

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 6:31pm UTC

Never....
tell your problems
to anyone..
20% don't care
and
the other 80%
are glad you
have them.

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 6:28pm UTC

The more you learn
the more you know
The more you know
the more you foreget
The more you forget
the less you know
So.. why learn.

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 6:15pm UTC

Some people are ike
slinkies. They don't
have a purpose, but
they bring a smile
to your face when,
you see them
going down the stairs.

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
April 6, 2010 8:34pm UTC

Quotes by Spongebob Squarepants
1. Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter!
3. You won't beleive what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!
4. The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
5. Thios isn't your average darkness.... This is advanced darkness!
6. It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! a ro-o-o-o-o-ock!
7. Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness wont be a distraction to you.
8. I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
9. Oh, tarter sauce.
10. Oh my gosh a floating shopping list!

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 11:48am UTC

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!...
now read this without the word dog

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 11:46am UTC

Friends are like rainbows...
They brighten your life
after you've gone
through a storm

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 11:42am UTC

Life's journey is easier
when you hear
a friends footsteps
beside you...

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 5:41pm UTC

Best friends
understand when you say forget it, wait forever when you say just a minute, stay by your side when you say leave me alone, and listen for hours when your crying on the phone. It’s those times we got so crazy; people think we’re high , the times we made each other laugh till we cry all the inside jokes and our “remember whens” those are the reasons they call us
best friends

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 5:36pm UTC

nerd, jock, punk, prep
let me see you 1,2 step
party hard, rock & roll
we're the classyou can't control
girls are cute, guys are fly
we're the angels from heaven
cuz we're the class of 2011

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joejonas4ever15
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 5:22pm UTC

sometimes we tend to be n despair when
the person we care about leaves
but the truth is it's not our loss ....
itd thiers because they lost the
only person in the world
who would never give up
on them

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