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  1. xoxsummerxgalxox xoxsummerxgalxox
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    Excuse Me, Mr. Referee;
    There's something wrong with your vision because//
    That Was The Worst Call In History.

  2. xoGAMERCHICKx3 xoGAMERCHICKx3
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 8:29pm UTC
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  3. basketball14life basketball14life
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 10:36pm UTC
    People don't play sports because it's fun.
    Ask any athlete, most of them hate it,
    but they couldn't imagine their life without it.
    It's part of them, the [love/hate relationship.]
    It's what they live for.
    They live for the practices, parties, cheers, long
    bus rides, invitationals, countless pairs of different
    types of shoes, water, Gatorade and the coaches
    you hate but appreciate.
    They live for the way it feels when they beat
    the other team and knowing [those two extra
    sprints they ran in practice were worth it.]
    They live for the way they become a family
    with their team.
    They live for the countless songs they sing in
    their head while [training all those hours.]
    They live for the competition, the friends, the
    practices, the memories, the pain.
    It's who they are. It's who we are.

  4. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  5. Heidi_Veronica Heidi_Veronica
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 5:22am UTC
    Not mine. I just needed to save it. Please don't favorite.
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    OTHER:
    ☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
    ♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞

  6. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 12:59pm UTC
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  7. LIKEACHEESESTICKK LIKEACHEESESTICKK
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Fave if:
    1. You check your phone for no reason,
    because you know nobody has texted you.
    2. You will go slightly out of your way to
    step on a crunchy-looking leaf.
    3. You always hear your name
    when it's not being called.
    4. You hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    5. You use the word "thingy",
    when you can't remember what something is called.
    6. You pretend you're writing in class
    so the teacher won't call on you.
    7. You say the entire alphabet because
    you can't remember what letter comes next.
    EmotionalTrickery

  8. jockingismylove jockingismylove
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 12:37pm UTC
    when someone says "act natural"
    and you strike a pose :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. crazy4cali crazy4cali
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 11:56am UTC
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    Not Mine Sorry Just Had To Save It =)

  11. supernova8642 supernova8642
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 11:42am UTC
    When I'm at home,
    sick,
    I always wonder if people notice when I'm gone.

  12. NicoleLovesYou NicoleLovesYou
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    "w a n n a g o ? "
    " y e a h "
    Nobody moves
    a l w a y s h a p p e n s (:

  13. jennabo jennabo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Favorite if you and your
    bestfriend.
    Can say the -->smallest thing;
    start [[dying]] laughing &&
    nobody. knows. why.
    not my format.

  14. hellothereitsmealexis hellothereitsmealexis
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    B E S T F R I E N D S :
    they act like your...
    - therapist
    - worst enemy
    - your lesbian lover
    - your best friend
    - your mom
    - your sibling
    - like their freakin God or something
    -but most importantly
    the person you love the most
    <3fave if you love your bestfriend !

  15. josephine162 josephine162
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    for that look
    | you | shoot | your | best | friend |
    when the teacher says
    PARTNERS

  16. xforeverxxo xforeverxxo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    I must admit;
    when I realize that a guy has a six pack
    he automatically becomes
    a whole lot hotter

  17. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    no matter how carefully
    you choose your words
    they'll always end up getting
    twisted by others.

  18. eminemlove26 eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    Birth Marks-
    Are where you were killed in your other life.

  19. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    today, after school,
    my younger sister, who's in third grade, brought home a friend to hang
    out with for the day. they were talking about who they liked, and who / /
    they're best friends are. my sisters friend says, "sammy's my best guy
    friend, ever, but i like like him too." which i respond with, "oh, that is so
    cute! does he go to your guys school?" she says, "no, he doesn't go to
    school that often..he's in the hospitable most of his time. he's sick..
    he got diagnosed with cancer this fall." i was shocked, "really? how old
    is he?" she says "he's my age, he's nine." i felt horrible. "i'm very sorry,
    what type of cancer?" she looks away and says, "i don't know, but all i
    do know is he has to s h a v e his hair, and he had to get his leg cut
    off, because the cancer was spreading all over his leg." i felt extremely
    bad now.."i'm sorry to hear that.." i said to her. then the next thing she
    said, touched my heart."alot of people stare at him funny, just because
    he doesn't have a leg. and people call me weird because i hang out
    with him. but i don't care what they say,because i love him, and when
    you love someone, you love all of them.you don't skip over the parts
    that make them ugly, or unwanted. you cannot just leave all the bad
    things out. if you really do love them, like i love sammy, you find their
    imperfections,
    beautiful."

  20. soccerluver4life soccerluver4life
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:24pm UTC
    Am I the only one...
    Who sometimes comes on witty just to find a quote, to put on their status? ♥♥
    ??

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