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  Only in America

Can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.


do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.


do they have drive up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.


do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries,and a diet
coke.

do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our
junk in the garage.
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Only in America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an

11 faves · 1 comments · Jul 24, 2010 3:11pm

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taramm93 · 1 decade ago
hey that happens in australia too!! :D
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