Quotes by Spongebob Squarepants

1. Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter!

3. You won't beleive what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

4. The sky had a baby from my cereal box!

5. Thios isn't your average darkness.... This is advanced darkness!

6. It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! a ro-o-o-o-o-ock!

7. Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness wont be a distraction to you.

8. I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.

9. Oh, tarter sauce.

10. Oh my gosh a floating shopping list!