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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DuckAddictant
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April 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC

---------------------------------- Am I the only one who looks behind their shower curtain before going to the bathroom..? ---------------------------------

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Matthew_
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March 17, 2012 10:36pm UTC

nmq
anyone wanna talk on the phone with me and my friend devin? were bored as a board (;
comment your number
-Matthew_

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxchloexxneon
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April 7, 2012 8:44pm UTC

My Pet Unicorn Went missing
if you found it, your probally high

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GillyHicks
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April 7, 2012 1:43pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN..
SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHT ON WHILE I'M SLEEPING.. & IM LIKE
(°_-)

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craziequotes
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April 7, 2012 2:00pm UTC

at school:
"Oh, i get it!"

(teacher walks away)
"Dude, I still don't get it."
click the '♥ ' if that ever happens to you..

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nesquick95
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April 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC

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Summer 2012
<3 if you're excited
Format Credit : QuotesAreMyLife7
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jakeryan
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February 15, 2012 9:49pm UTC

bored, so hmu;)

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jtcozzy
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February 23, 2012 10:46pm UTC

<"/ and c"|
Phineas and Ferb (:

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kirsten97
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February 23, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Today I Saw
a butterfly on the ground and it had no wings
I felt bad so I poured some Red Bull on it and
BAM!.........it drowned

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ForgetTimeRememberMe
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February 20, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Sometimes , i want to fill my
bathtub up with skittles...
And pretend I'm godziilla in a ball pit

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sticksandstones001
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February 20, 2012 3:33pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LilWayne145
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February 20, 2012 3:53pm UTC

dear microsoft word,
i'm pretty sure i spelt my name correctly. sincerely, you're stupid.

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?

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LucasGTFO
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February 19, 2012 7:50pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when every 'guy' on witty is super hot (though their pics are obviously from google), single, and their sister showed them this site. Because you know, that isn't coincidental or anything.

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michaelchannel
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February 18, 2012 11:13am UTC

Lesson in Life...
A wise man in an audience cracked a joke. Everyone laughed like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again. This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again until there was no laughter in the room.
Then the wise man said smiled and said,
"You cant laugh at the same
joke again and again, just
like you can cry over the
same guy or girl again and
again.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
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February 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC

When someone is...
talking about the person you like, and you try to look like you dont care... but really you are dying inside to know more.
michaelchannel

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FramingMatthew
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January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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michaelchannel
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January 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

When i play a fighting game...
I press random buttons and hope for the best.
michaelchannel original

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