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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I just want you back in my life.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Dear food commercial,
    nobody eats in slow motion
    with their eyes closed anymore.❤
    sincerely, i just thought i'd give you the update
    quote by jimmy365:)!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
    I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    If someone says
    "I love you"
    and you don't feel the same way, just say
    "I LOVE YOUTUBE"
    d a n g f a s t ;)
    jimmy365 - nmq:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when santa
    accidently
    leaves the
    price tag
    on your present.
    jimmy365 -nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    When your teachers attitude
    suddenly changes when the principal comes into the room
    nmf

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I
    If you love someone,
    put their name in a circle
    instead of a heart
    because hearts break
    and circles go on forever ↻
    jimmy 365 - nmq:)
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Yelling "Stay!" at a non- living
    object that keeps falling over

  9. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I cut myself.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I want to die.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: Commits suicide.
    Society: I wish we could have helped her
    before it was too late.

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your're trying to explain too someone how a song goes but you dont want to sing it.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Nowadays
    "cool" means "i really don't care"
    "sick" means "awesome"
    and "i love you" doesn't mean anything.
    all my quote:) -jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    If taylor swift and bruno mars
    went out and broke up
    there would be some great
    relashionship songs made.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    It's funny how the people
    who hurt you the most are
    the ones who swore that
    they never would.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Don't tell me
    to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet.

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Crazy around my friends.
    c l a s s y a r o u n d g u y s .
    a freak around my family, but a
    comeplete loss for words around you.

  18. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When identical twins call each other ugly...

  19. XxPurpleHazexX XxPurpleHazexX
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Pardon me, Sir Gangster.
    but your trousers are descending.
    nmf/nmq

  20. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    A guy's smile
    CAN DRIVE A GIRL CRAZY.

:)

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