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MissSmiley
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:10pm UTC

Dear Facebook,
i've heard that twitter is replacing you.
Karma is a b*tch!!!
Sincerely, Myspace.

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MissSmiley
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 2:46pm UTC

it doesn't matter if;
you're black or white.
but if you're orange...

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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idance
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
someone attractive.♥

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idance
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:41pm UTC

On a scale of 1-100, how mature are you?
...69

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC

to do list:
get a cup of water
hold it over my head
breathe underwater.

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livelaughlove1221
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:41pm UTC

the awkward moment when..
you can't have a thumb war with yourself.
fav . if you just tried <3

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 6:11pm UTC

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and then threw it up in the air.
WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
nmq

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BeautifulDiaster
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC

LIKEABOSS.

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JustRachhhx3
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 7:44pm UTC

Spazzing out when you hit play on your iPod, not knowing it was on
FULL BLAST... ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
SHOULDN'T THE TERM
"I slept like a baby"
mean you slept three hours and cried until someone fed you?♥
Format by XxprettixX

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dave franco*
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:32pm UTC

does anyone else
mentally say
WED-NES-DAY
when spelling wednesday?

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Elidia
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 6:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You're singing "Im Sexy and I Know it" and your male teacher says "Yeah I know..."
nmf.

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mrskatebieber22
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:19pm UTC

That one shirt you bought
but never wear
♥♥♥

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:55pm UTC

You know you have a
Back-up tab
For when someone comes into the room and starts watching you on the computer
Format by Sandrasaurus

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NMQuotesNMFormat
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC

being single doesn't mean
you're not good enough for anyone
it means you haven't found
someone good enough for you♥

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 5:15pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you say something really
inappropriate or stupid and
you realize an adult was behind you...♥

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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