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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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jdog01
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December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC

So guys today he asked me to be his partner in class; i didn't even think he knew my name. And you know what i didn't even do the homework so i was a crappy partner; and he still picked me. He even sad we made a good team and we laughed a ton.
The next day I asked him to be partners and he was kinda excited too and he was trying to be funny and he knew i suck at drawing circles and he said "im sorry but you suck.. at drawing circles i mean" so idk
BUT apparently he broke up with his girlfriend yesterday!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yellowducks247
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January 27, 2012 5:39pm UTC

So there are people using whipped cream as a drug now? What has the world come to!

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:51pm UTC

that awkward
moment when someone's
voice doesn't match
their appearance.

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celcurs
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December 31, 2011 2:26pm UTC

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For every Fave
I will follow :)
(Feel Free to follow back)
NMF
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BlackButterflies
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December 31, 2011 11:18pm UTC

it's weird how some girls on witty are all,
"witty is an amazing escape from guys. yay for female dignity!"
yet the minute they see a mildly attractive witty guy:
*throws themselves at his feet* "hiiiii cutieeee (; (; xoxo"
-____-

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Ohhotdayum
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December 30, 2011 11:02pm UTC

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11,12,13 and 14 year olds should not be going out and partying till dawn,having se*,doing drugs(you shouldnt do that at any age.) and hooking up with strangers.They should save it till later because someday they'll regret it. Like if your going to wait so you dont regret.
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_Hey_Bro_
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December 30, 2011 8:25pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 30, 2011 10:01am UTC

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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't
photo shop be illegal for models?
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livsbestfriendryan
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December 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC

BEST IDEA;
Books where the letter glow in the dark
©livsbestfriendryan

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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justinbieberfever1234
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 7:15am UTC

Omg!
did you know that if you press 3 and hit the fave button at
the same time a picture of a panda comes up!
weird right?

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MigL
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August 19, 2011 1:43pm UTC

\(._.\) TO THE WINDOW (/._.)/ TO THE WALL...

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zpoiledrotton313
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August 15, 2011 12:27pm UTC

Hilary Duff is PREGNAT.
Wizards of Waverly Place is OVER.
Zack & Cody GRADUATED.
Miley revealed her SECRET.
i guess it's time to grow up... my childhood is over.
♥

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TEXTFAILS
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August 15, 2011 5:13am UTC

Today
You've logged on Facebook .
Fave if you did & Comment if you didn't

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