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jdog01
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March 2, 2013 3:32pm UTC

So i like this guy but he flirts with others on fb but he's nice and he sits next to me and class and like a week ago he asked me to be his partnner in class even though i didnt do the hw and we had a fun time and he said we made a good team, and he even asked with help with his other hw cause he didnt get it. but we didnt talk much before except he was in one of my classses last year a he had a gf but they broke up like a day after he asked to be my partner in class. The next day i asked hime to be partners and her was really excited. soo yeah but again now we're in a group prj and he wont talk to me while everyone else will. he doesnt seem like the shy type and he also stopped my friend at the mall and asked her for her number (which she told me) and he barely knows her and idk i feel sorta upset. I see him with his friends in then hallways and he always stares at me and sometimes watches me while hes talking to his friends.He also tries to get me to be his partner before anybody else and its so cute like he does it like he wants it so bad. cute actuallly. and he sometimes watches me talk to other guys in class oh and he hasnt asked for my number?
The thing is i liked him since last year cause one time he checked me out after school and his friends were like ask her ask her (to homecoming) and like dont walk around her ask her. and he was red and like their just kidding and never talked to me again basically and this was freshman year now im a sophmore and he's finaly talking to me in class. LIKE I EXIST to him. idk i wanna give up. Waddaya think girls?

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jdog01
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December 30, 2012 1:40am UTC

jimmy365 was a boy?!
what even.

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jdog01
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December 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC

LOL so everyones really hurt by jimmy365...well this website really is everyones life. Guess what people freedom of speech I can say and do whatever I want and so can you. So, lets get back to reality and realize that witty is just a website. Website. Nothing more or less. Lets all continue with our potatoe lives and
ha may the odds be ever in my favor after I press add qoute.

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jdog01
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 2:34pm UTC

How exactly do guys ask for a girls number in person? Like does that even exist?
LIKE SUCH CUTE THINGS DONT HAPPEN TO ME.

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jdog01
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December 16, 2012 6:20pm UTC

& I just wanna wrap you up, wanna kiss your lips, I wanna make you feel you wanted.

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jdog01
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December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC

So guys today he asked me to be his partner in class; i didn't even think he knew my name. And you know what i didn't even do the homework so i was a crappy partner; and he still picked me. He even sad we made a good team and we laughed a ton.
The next day I asked him to be partners and he was kinda excited too and he was trying to be funny and he knew i suck at drawing circles and he said "im sorry but you suck.. at drawing circles i mean" so idk
BUT apparently he broke up with his girlfriend yesterday!

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jdog01
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 2:12am UTC

My crush just got into a relationship.. and not with me.
brb im gonna go ball my eyes.

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jdog01
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 11:43pm UTC

You know what mom? You want to know the reason why I'm always on the computer right? Its because on here I can get away not physically but mentally away from my family and away from the haters. For awhile I'm free. I can be, no, I can create who I really am, who I always was without ever being judged. So, there you go.

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jdog01
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Be a frooloop in a world of cheerios.
oh wait. witty won't allow me.

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jdog01
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 12:38pm UTC

I want a boy that will ... JK , I dont need no man .

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jdog01
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December 17, 2011 12:36pm UTC

I want a boy that ...JK , I dont need no man .

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jdog01
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August 15, 2011 7:27am UTC

Me and my friend were going to get our nails done;
But the night before, we looked up how to say "thank you" in Chinese
The next day, we went and sat as the ladies talked about us in the their language.
When it was time to leave, we smiled and said thank you, in Chinese.
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES - PRICELESS.
*NOT MINE
[<3 if you get it.]

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jdog01
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August 14, 2011 6:05pm UTC

EVerything i see on top qoutes i have already seen 3948357 times..come on people get an imagination!

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 10:31pm UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
Am I The Only One
who thinks Harry and Hermione
would make a
CUTE COUPLE?
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
nmf

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 8:33am UTC

Fav this if you want to see,
Who cries at your funeral.
Please,
I wanna see whose gonna
throw a party, because
anyone can fake cry. But
the one's who love you
won't.
<3
nmf.

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 5:56am UTC

Facebook Crashed
Craziness.

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 4:36pm UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.
nmq.

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jdog01
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August 11, 2011 4:27pm UTC

♥
If your a CHEERLEADER favorite this if your not a b*tch
xxx
If your a SOFTBALL player favorite this if your girly
xxx
If your a SOCCERplayer favorite this is if you have emotions
xxx
If your a DANCER favorite this if you have hard practices
xxx
If your a ATHLETE favorite this if no one gets it
until they play the sport.
MINE(:

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 11:42am UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...
nmq/nmf

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jdog01
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 11:20am UTC

I Hate how some girls
take joking
S e r i o u s l y .
lt's like what are you 4?
NMF-ish

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