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  1. jimnast13 jimnast13
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Dear Face Wash
    Commercials, nobody
    actually splashes their
    face with water like that.
    Sincerely, my bathroom
    is sopping wet now.

  2. FallenAngelbvbSixx FallenAngelbvbSixx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:09am UTC
    how many of
    you know this:
    Snape snape severus snape
    snape snape severus snape
    Dumbledore! :3 xD
    .

  3. bieberbabee bieberbabee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I need to vent.
    I'm fourteen. I met a guy when I was thirteen. He
    was fourteen. We fell in love, noone can tell me it wasn't real..
    because I know it was. But that's besides the point.. we talked
    every single day, had tons of jokes, it was perfect and
    exactly what I wanted. We dated for nine months.. it was perfect.
    About one month into the relationship he told me he used to do drugs
    I was going to leave him.. I told him he had to stop.
    He did. Cold turkey. For me. I was so proud of him.
    He had a friend.. who got addicted when he did.. however,
    his friend was too far gone to stop when Tristan, my boyfriend did.
    Awhile after he quit.. 4 months or so, his friend, got shot in a
    drug bust. He felt it should've been him.. because he got him
    addicted in the first place. I was there for him.. told him it
    wasn't his fault. I thought he was better. Two months later, it had
    been six months since his friend passed. Tristan said he couldn't
    take it. Next thing I know, I get a call from his mom, saying he
    Commited Suicide.
    I was devastated.I didn't believe it at first, thought it was a cruel joke then
    it hit me.. The love of my life was gpne. I bawled for weeks on end, it was
    terrible. Anyways....What I'm trying to say is.. It's been six months now.. and
    It's hurting, bad. Things have been going on in my life.. and I always just wish
    I could talk to him.. but I can't. God, someone, anyone.. tell me how to get
    over this.
    I love you Tristan.. no matter what. We both promised forever, and I'm keeping
    that promise. I'm not forgetting Peru (; You're my "One Love" and that's " All I
    Want"
    Foreverand Ever..<3
    I


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  5. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    attractive person: hi.
    me: is this some kind of sick joke.

  6. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    CROCS
    THE SIMPLEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL
    Partial credit to kaepow


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Without_A_Fight Without_A_Fight
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:51am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. x_Hana x_Hana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:25am UTC
    I'm Happily in a relationship with Food
    ♥ 30 seconds ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  10. thatstoryyouneverknew thatstoryyouneverknew
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear new clothes,
    When i rip the tag off,
    i expect the little plastic thing;
    to come off too,
    Sincerely
    a n n o y e d,
    and looking for the scissors.

  11. allysinlove allysinlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    *cute boy walks past*
    me: wait come back, i love you.

  12. piranhasmile21 piranhasmile21
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:52am UTC
    To Do list:
    1. Run into a grocery store
    2. Scream out, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
    3. Wait for response
    4. Run out screaming,
    "IT WORKED!!"
    format credit to: keegster

  13. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  14. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I wonder ...
    How many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background.

  15. BrownEyedGirl1212 BrownEyedGirl1212
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:40am UTC
    For every person who faves this
    I'll comment something sweet on your profile
    I promise to do every one. ♥

  16. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Favorite
    and i will tell you a name that sounds
    cute with yours.
    {doing all. not trying to jock.}

  17. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, that little triangle

  18. Caamila_Chloee Caamila_Chloee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:34am UTC
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
    Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

  19. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
    ME: "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.
    MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING."

  20. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    i want to be the
    girl he falls asleep
    thinking about...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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