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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC

"When you're single, no one wants you. Then as soon as you're taken, everyone wants you."
Unless you're me, then no one ever wants you.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:15pm UTC

That awesome moment
When your scrolling through the quotes
And you come across one that explains exactly how you feel
It's so perfect
And then you realize that one person understands what you're going through
It's a great feeling knowing your not alone

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:58pm UTC

i always forget
what the sky
looks like
but then i go on
instagram and
i’m like
oh yeah
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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

if you pull out my earphones
i will pull out your arteries
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:07pm UTC

i play the keyboard
in a band called
the internet
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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC

the best feeling ever
when you're listening to music and you
leave the room, still singing the song
in your head, then you come back
and find that the singing in your
head was in sync with the song.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
nmq

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† *
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Friend: I want a boyfriend.
Me: I want Pizza.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:53pm UTC

wow
2 am what a
perfect time to
start watching
that show
everyones been
talking about
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i literally
get a little scared
whenever I post an
opinion on witty it’s like
hitting a pinata and
not being sure if
candy or wasps are
going to come out
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Juliet Capulet is in a relationship and it's complicated. ♥
January 6, 1561 at 10:06 am
Romeo Montague likes this.
format by: BravoSierra (:

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

You are now chatting with a Person
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Are you really that dumb that you didn't notice i was finishing th alphabet for you?
Bunnylover43 Format (www.wittyimagination.weebly.com)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:50pm UTC

in 8th grade
i had the battiest
old lady for my
literature class and we
had to get up and
present a poem and i
totally forgot to
memorize one so i
got up in the
front of the room and
recited “hotel california”
word for word with a
straight face and
everyone was like
cracking up and the
teacher gave me a
hundred for being
“insightful and poetic”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1807
When opening a
pad/tampon in the school
bathroom seems about
as loud as opening
a sunchips bag.
tumblr

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kayznd
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Prank called somebody today...
"OH MY *AGHHHH* THE BABY IS COMMING!"
They replied...
"OH SH*T! I'LL BE OVER IN 10 MINUTES ABBY! HOLD ON!"
Then they hung up...
Oopsies.(:

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:02pm UTC

i feel like
if you
memorize
an entire
album
you should
earn a free
concert
ticket
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I like wearing
oversized sweaters.
not because
they’re extremely
comfy and
cuddly, but because
whenever the
sleeves are
really big, I get to
flop them around and
smack people
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"go fetch!"
i say to my
dog as I throw a
stick. he
stares at me
blankly for a few
seconds. i
encourage him to
fetch again. he
looks me
dead in the
eye and says
“stop trying to make
fetch happen”
then walks away
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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