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  1. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    advice for freshman:
    1. nobody except you will remember your first day of high school
    2. nobody except you will remember anything you did in high school
    3. don't worry about being alone at brunch or lunch; it happens to everyone at least once, usually more
    3a. if you really don't like being alone, fake text or call someone, you'll look like you're waiting for someone
    4. wear whatever you want because nobody is judging you
    4a. if someone does judge you, they'll probably forget all about it in a matter of minutes so who cares
    4b. for the most part everyone is too busy thinking about what everyone else thinks of them to even notice you so when you hear people behind you
    laughing, odds are it isn't directed at you
    5. being invisible is a blessing; you have more freedom that way
    6. don't worry too much about popularity, you don't need anyone other than yourself to like you
    7. don't dress for fashion when it's hot. the jacket may be cute but passing out from heatstroke isn't
    8. walking to classes alone isn't something to be embarrassed about; a lot of people do it and it doesn't mean you're a loser
    9. you will have classes where you don't know anyone; it's time to make new friends
    10. pay attention to school traditions and superstitions
    11. don't ever say "why do you hate freshman so much, you were one once!"
    10a. as soon as you graduate to sophomore, you'll understand
    11. you have to take the hate freshman get. it's a rule. it happens to everyone. we've all been through it and it's only fair you go through it too.
    11a. that doesn't mean you have to let it get to you. take it in stride and wear your freshie branding with pride

  2. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:00am UTC
    me: sees all the quotes about fall/sweater weather
    me: im sure these would be totally relatable if it wasnt 80+ degrees year-round in southern california are season even real

  3. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Wow so fun story time.
    I was in Algebra Honors and we had to read facts about other people out loud and they had to read the facts about ourselves.
    After my bud Maddy rattled off like 600 of my favorite bands, my new math teacher was like,
    "Sounds like you like a lot of pop punk? I was in a pop punk phase too, not so long ago,"
    and I was like,
    "IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM,"
    and about 3 people laughed at that and I think that sums up my first day back pretty well.

  4. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 1:18am UTC

    Hold your head high, heavy heart

  5. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I've never told a lie,
    and that makes me a liar.

  6. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Dream of demons while you sleep, that make you stutter when you speak.

  7. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    I get that 90% of the quotes on this website aren't original and that's not really going to change.
    But really, if you steal someone's text post from tumblr and try to pass it off as something that actually happened to you, stop. Go away. Don't do that. Most people saw it on tumblr first and they know it's not yours so don't go tagging it with things to convince people it's yours like "truestory" or "iwishiwasjoking"
    For most people who post original quotes it's annoying that people who steal 100% of what they post get the most attention, but that's not the part that bugs me personally, the part that bugs me are the people who do that and then try to come of as some original, creative, witty person when you're just a con. If you give credit, even if it's just in the tags, to where you originally got the quote from I don't mind at all that it's not yours. But trying to make yourself seem better than you are is really pathetic. Try to come up with something of your own, even if it's just one single quote.
    **reposting because i accidentally marked the first to be deleted oops

  8. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    did you know the ocean is actually just a collection of every tear i've ever cried over bands

  9. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:51am UTC
    “I like to think I’m helping them by hating them,” she says. “I’m reminding them that they aren’t God’s gift to humankind.”

  10. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:17am UTC
    Truth be told, I never was yours.
    the fear of falling apart.

  11. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Don't try to sleep through
    the end of the world
    & bury me alive,
    'cause I won't go down
    without a fight.

  12. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    This is gospel for--
    the fallen ones locked away in permanent slumber,
    Assembling their--
    philosophy from pieces of broken memories.

  13. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Reasons To Be Happy:
    1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
    2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
    3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

  14. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    sugarcane in the easy mornin'
    weathervanes my one and lonely.
    the ink is running toward the page,
    it's chasin' off the days, look back at both feet,
    &&& that winding knee-
    i missed your skin when you were east,
    you clicked your heels and wished for me.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  15. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:36am UTC
    “There are those individuals who die for a cause, and we say they have made the ultimate sacrifice. We call them martyrs, and we never doubt their sincerity.
    Yet many others search their entire lives for something—or someone—worth dying for and this is very different. These are the lonely and the desperate, fearful that their lives have no meaning. They yearn for the bullet, if only someone else will pull the trigger.”

  16. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Stop asking me questions;
    I'd hate to see you cry.
    Mama, we're all gonna die.

  17. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 1:42am UTC
    Face all the pain
    & take it on.
    Because
    the only hope for me
    is you alone.

  18. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    ok but at least i dont post quotes that are made up stories posted just to get compliments

  19. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Waking up to a kiss
    and you're on your way.
    I really hoped that you would stay
    but you left & went your own way.

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:54am UTC
    please touch this quote,
    write how you truly feel.

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