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Wow so fun story time.
I was in Algebra Honors and we had to read facts about other people out loud and they had to read the facts about ourselves.
After my bud Maddy rattled off like 600 of my favorite bands, my new math teacher was like,
             "Sounds like you like a lot of pop punk? I was in a pop punk phase too, not so long ago,"
and I was like,
             "IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM,"
and about 3 people laughed at that and I think that sums up my first day back pretty well.

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Wow so fun story time. I was in Algebra Honors and we had to

68 faves · 25 comments · Sep 4, 2013 3:41pm

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Chlohoey · 1 decade ago
when's the wedding

i'm ordering a priesty robe
i need to know when i should get that
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
it's on 4/20 of next year i expect ur service to end with 'blaze it'
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1mrsseguin9 · 1 decade ago
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
It's not even a question. This is an order
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
Too late she's marrying me
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
MY GOD ANNA ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
never mind its all good proceed with the wedding
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
To earn my hand in marriage you must first eat 50 eggs sorry I don't make the rules
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
But...the prophecy....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o3TyZa9Nek
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
You can do it. I believe. We believe. The eggs believe. You can do it.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Well I think that throughout my life I've eaten atleast like 400 so I think it's time for you to let me put this ring on your finger
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
*begins sassy musical number*

wait no that's what you've been trying to do this entire time yo man I go for it I accept
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Will you do the honor in being my wife?
http://991.com/gallery_180x180/Green-Day-Logo-Ring---Size-354768-991.jpg
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Yes. YES. OH MY GOD YES. Thank you. I love the ring. I love it so much. Thank you.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Just letting you know in advance, because you're the girl you're family is responsible for paying for like 80% of the wedding okay bye
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I have like six quarters with me will that be enough
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Apparently not if you wanted Blink-182 to perform
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
If we bake them a cake with bo.obs drawn on it they'll probably agree to do it for free
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Oh god you're right. You see, our wedding is already being planned good for us
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
We already have a priest too (Chloe gave her blessing on one condition and it was to be the priest)
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Oh okay. So I've been thinking about our honeymoon
http://www.bestplaces.net/images/city/Oakland_CA.gif
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
A place we could visit while we're in California
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=924+gilman&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
This sounds beautiful so far
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Not gonna lie, wedding of the century right here
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Marry me
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