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advice for freshman:
1. nobody except you will remember your first day of high school

2. nobody except you will remember anything you did in high school
3. don't worry about being alone at brunch or lunch; it happens to everyone at least once, usually more
3a. if you really don't like being alone, fake text or call someone, you'll look like you're waiting for someone
4. wear whatever you want because nobody is judging you
4a. if someone does judge you, they'll probably forget all about it in a matter of minutes so who cares
4b. for the most part everyone is too busy thinking about what everyone else thinks of them to even notice you so when you hear people behind you
laughing, odds are it isn't directed at you
5. being invisible is a blessing; you have more freedom that way
6. don't worry too much about popularity, you don't need anyone other than yourself to like you
7. don't dress for fashion when it's hot. the jacket may be cute but passing out from heatstroke isn't
8. walking to classes alone isn't something to be embarrassed about; a lot of people do it and it doesn't mean you're a loser
9. you will have classes where you don't know anyone; it's time to make new friends
10. pay attention to school traditions and superstitions
11. don't ever say "why do you hate freshman so much, you were one once!" 
10a. as soon as you graduate to sophomore, you'll understand
11. you have to take the hate freshman get. it's a rule. it happens to everyone. we've all been through it and it's only fair you go through it too.
11a. that doesn't mean you have to let it get to you. take it in stride and wear your freshie branding with pride

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advice for freshman: 1. nobody except you will remember your

76 faves · 4 comments · Sep 18, 2013 9:12pm

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gab* · 1 decade ago
i was expecting this to be a joke but thumbs up for the real advice.
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
I'm a freshman this year, and I haven't really gotten any hate... except from the sophomores. They are MEAN. The juniors don't really care and the seniors are reeaaally nice.
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
Tbh nobodys mean like daily just chillin at brunch and lunch its the rALLYS man the rallys are where the freshman bullying goes on the most
like I got a rock thrown at me and they had a whole rally that was planned around throwing pudding cups at freshman
but its not like people go out of their way to shove u into lockers ((my school doesnt even have lockers)) just bc ur a freshman
but i apologise on behalf of all sophomores omg
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
i wanted to add stuff like
you're going to get pooped on by a bird at least once. nobody cares because it happens to everyone
if it's hot, find f//uckin shade
if you stand near a big group at brunch/lunch when you're alone, you won't look alone

but then i remembered only california high schools are outside. the rest of you guys have hallways and cafeterias
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