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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:06am UTC

no i will not make the first move
i will not move at all carry me

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:18am UTC

Me in the morning:
There is no life without water.
Because without water there is no coffee.
And without coffee I’ll kill you all, you motherfckers.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:23am UTC

can i get a hell yeah if you don't
know what you're doing with your life and never get any sleep

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Am I the only one who hates it when people ask for followers?
I follow based on quotes. If I like them, I'll follow you. If not, than I won't. Simple as that.
Don't ask for people to follow you.

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† *
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Me: *Sees a paragraph*
Me: Uhh... errr... ermmm... too much to
read *scrolls down*.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:40pm UTC

MUSIC
IS THE
ANSWER.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Lies we tell ourselves #3
"I'm going to bed on time tonight."

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savannah*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:02pm UTC

it's so much easier to simply assume that
the person you like doesn't like you back.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Math Problem:
A small town girl boards a train leaving South Detroit at midnight. If she doesn't stop believing, how long is her journey?

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Eli22b
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September 8, 2013 1:31am UTC

WRITE TO EXPRESS,
NOT TO IMPRESS.
WORK FOR A CAUSE,
NOT FOR APPLAUSE.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Can I sell my feelings on ebay?
Because I don't want them anymore.

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jimmy365
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September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC

TALL BOYS
WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:54pm UTC

”if u like someone just tell them!!”
yeah sure goodbye
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:12am UTC

fool-proof plan to find out if boy likes you:
1. text them and start playing that 20q's game
2. if they start being a dodgy fella, drop em
3. if they ask "you like anyone?" rply, yeah you
4. if they give you a negative reply saying they don't like you back then just correct yourself to "yeah, you?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:18am UTC

why are mosquitoes a thing
like honestly, do they even pay taxes

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:34am UTC

one of your favorite celebs could be
masturbating right now.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:40am UTC

fun fact of the evening:
every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:43am UTC

the moment you realize
that your bones are made of the same dust
as the planets,
your lungs are breathing the same air
as the migrating butterflies,
and your blood is pumping because
of the love and care of thousands;
is when you realize
that you are not as broken
as you think you are.
you are full
of the world.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:57am UTC

there's a mosquito bite on my butt
and I would typically be mad but I mean, who can blame the little guy

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