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  1. Jessica* Jessica*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it.

  2. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    FeminineBeast, you have posted 300 quotes and gotten 1 favourite.

  3. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Do you ever just want to
    go upto someone in your class,
    pull them close, look them in
    the eyes and whisper,
    "Shut the f_ck up."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    new england has 6 states but, let's be real, connecticut doesn't really count.

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "music" and "art"
    But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave Home Depot"

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    It’s ok Miley
    Everybody makes mistakes
    Everybody has those days

  8. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    what do caterpillars have in their beds??
    caterPILLOWS
    hahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i am very lonely

  9. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:52am UTC
    yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you ever heard of chocolate fountains

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:37am UTC
    "that's so gay"
    *macklemore gasps in the distance*

  11. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    If we bomb Syria, their allies will be Russian over here China hurt us and I'll be like "IRAN!" But yeah, Isrealy funny.
    Too soon? (._. )

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:11am UTC
    yeah, guns don't kill people, but they make it a hell of a lot easier for people to kill other people.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. wittygirl1 wittygirl1
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    My room is now blade and match free
    I'm not on diet pills
    I'm eating three meals a day
    I haven't cut in three months
    I haven't broke down in three weeks
    I no longer get bullied cause I stand up for myself
    And I'm actually going to church tomorrow
    I've never been so proud of myself.
    :)

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    women belong in the kitchen.
    men belong in the kitchen.
    everyone belongs in the kitchen.
    kitchen has food.

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    don’t respond with “haha" or “lol" because I will have no idea how to keep the convo going and hate you forever

  19. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Teenager's Facebook Post:
    >Internet Was Not Working Last Night, Spent Time With Family.
    They Seem To Be Nice
    People
    format credit-rajsonkar

  20. itsnoteasy itsnoteasy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    *Walks downstairs.*
    Mom: That looks nice, honey.
    *Walks back upstaris and changes.*

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