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JustAnotherTumblrGirl
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June 25, 2012 1:09pm UTC

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi im gay
attractive boy: hi im a douchbag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
attractice boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi im a fictional character

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hotchick247
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June 18, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Who else goes on witty to get a really good facebook status?

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allie143
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June 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Unless
Life also hands you water and suger
your lemonade
is gunna suck

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MyWittyProfile
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June 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Sometimes..
I have deja vu
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Sometimes..
I have deja vu

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AlNicholas
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June 18, 2012 11:30pm UTC

to be old and wise you must
first be young and stupid!

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 11:16pm UTC

❤
Who else
finishes their stories with "so yeah"
❤

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Running like a gorilla up the stairs,
because it's much easier that way.

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tarahtnt
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May 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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伤*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 6:34am UTC

"Being single doesn't make you weak
it means that you're strong enough
to wait for what you deserve"
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC

7 days without laughter;
makes one weak.

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
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April 1, 2012 7:38pm UTC

" You' ve got a friend in me . "
Did you think of ToyStory too? ❤

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MySweetEscape
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March 26, 2012 10:26am UTC

HE'S BETTER THAN THE
BOY OF MY DREAMS
BECAUSE HE IS REAL.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC

B4? NO, IT'S BEFORE.
WE SPEAK ENGLIGH, NOT BINGO.

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superfish12
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 1:26pm UTC

when you got nothing,
you got nothing to lose.
-The Titanic.♥

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alibaby2014
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Girls Want- Attention.
Women Want- Respect.

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n0stalgia
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 10:23pm UTC

inside she cried,
OUTSIDE SHE LIED.

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Flavigoestoherwonderland
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 4:04pm UTC

They say love hides behind every corner..
I must be running in circles!

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hotchick123
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 5:09pm UTC

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Got a problem with me? Solve it!
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe!
Can't stand me? Sit down!
Can't face me? Turn around!
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liveitupkeeplaughing
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC

His eyes♥
His voice♥
His smile♥
His freckles♥
His smirk♥
His jokes♥
His getting into trouble♥
His laugh♥
His hair (preferably prior to haircut)♥
Him♥
My Quote, nmf

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC

IT'S OKAY,
LIFE IS A TOUGH CROWD.

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