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itsemma1

1. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 8:04pm UTC
   If guns kill people,
   Then pencils misspell words,
   Cars make people drive drunk,
   And spoons make you fat.
   format: BetYouCantFindMe
   
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2. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   Brandon Cyrus'
   profile picture is absolutely disgusting.
   NMF
   
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3. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   That depressing moment
   when your gum loses flavor.
   NMF
   
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4. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 9:32pm UTC
   "No matter how good you are at something,
   there is always going to be an 8 year old Asian
   who is better.."
   -Ellen Degenres
   format: DamnnTaylerx
   
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5. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   I dream because
   there is no other way it will happen.
   nmf.
   
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6. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   me & my boyfriend have an adorable game where I pretend to be "just a big fan" of his acting & he pretends that he doesn't know I exist. format credit: livsbestfriendryan
   
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7. itsemma1
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   November 20, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   Every seven years our bodies change every cell. Every seven years, we disappear.format : JustDropItLikeItsHotnmq.
   
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8. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   format credit: tylerr
   the awkward moment when
   your older brother throws 8 rolls of toilet paper at your head and then unfriends you on Facebook...
   
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9. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   Last night at 11:12,HE texted me telling me he loves me. It was like a fairytale came true.LOL JK. Last night I fell asleep before 11:11 pm because I was exhausted and I didn't even get to make a fricken wish.
   
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10. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:49am UTC
    Just Think...we could've walked past a celebrity on the streets before they were famous, and we would've never known.
    
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11. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Don't make me snap my fingers in a
    Z F O R
    M A
    T I O N
    
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12. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    IF THE GH SOUND IN ENOUGH IS PRONOUNCED "F"& THE O IN WOMEN MAKE THE SHORT "I" SOUND& THE TI IN NATION IS PRONOUNCED "SH"THEN THE WORD"GHOTI"IS PRONOUNCED JUST LIKE "FISH"WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
    
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13. itsemma1
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    November 4, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian made $9,000 an hour being married to Kris.
    
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14. itsemma1
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    November 4, 2011 6:57pm UTC
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15. itsemma1
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    November 4, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    In Europe,it's estimated that about 10% of babies are conceived on Ikea beds.nmf
    
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16. itsemma1
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    November 4, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Did you know...That for every 200 people you see on the street everyday, 2 of them are ghosts? -Readers Digestnmf
    
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17. itsemma1
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    November 3, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    My dad grounded me for referencing Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. nmf/nmq
    
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18. itsemma1
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    November 3, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Maddie I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys! 24 hours ago · comment · like
    27 people like this
    nmq. from unfriendable.
    
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19. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:53pm UTC
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    Sweet guys ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. [♥] Format Credit: whydoihatemyself
    
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20. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    It's a little Drizzy outside, So expect a Lil Wayne.
    
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