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itsemma1

1. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2011 8:49pm UTC
   Never UNDERESTIMATE A GIRL'S ABILITY TO FIND SOMETHING OUT.NMF.
   
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2. itsemma1
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   November 3, 2011 8:41pm UTC
   Hopefully these Kim Kardashian divorce jokes only last as long as her marriage did.
   
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3. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2011 4:40pm UTC
   Hey
   Hi (:
   Hey
   Why'd you say hey twice?
   Well I had to say hi to both of your faces...
   ._____.
   NMF.
   
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4. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   I laugh at my own jokes
   because I think I'm effing hilarious.
   
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5. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   SWAG
   She Wants A Gentleman.
   
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6. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 5:24pm UTC
   format-whydoihatemyself
   ☁☁ It always rains hardest ☁☁
   on the people who deserve
   sun. ☀
   
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7. itsemma1
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   October 23, 2011 3:17pm UTC
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8. itsemma1
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   October 22, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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9. itsemma1
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   Writing REALLY BIG on homework so teachers think you know what you're doing.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    When girls get their period;
    we walk around for a week like nothing's wrong, even though we're in a lot of pain.
    When guys get hit in the balls;
    they fall to the floor, practically crying like little girls.
    nmf.
    
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11. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Zebras
    are just living, breathing barcodes.
    
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12. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    dear people in movies,
    Why do you ask who's there when you hear a noise? It's not like a murderer is gonna come out and say "oh, hey. I'm just about to kill someone."
    Sincerely,
    let's get real.
    ♥nmf
    
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13. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Facebook
    should change its name to Stalkbook.
    
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14. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    I find it amusing
    to hold the door open for people that are still far away to force them into an
    awkward run.
    nmf
    
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15. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    ••••••••
    We all begin as strangers.,
    ••••••••
    Nmf
    
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16. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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    Why are passing periods in school so short, yet the classes go on forever?nmf,
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    Nmf
    
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17. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 11:42am UTC
    Finding food in your house;
    that's been expired
    and getting grossed out.
    nmf
    
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18. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 11:42am UTC
    Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    He was a fungi.
    ;)
    nmf
    
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19. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    It seems like everything on TV costs $19.95
    plus shipping & handling. ♥
    NOT MY FORMAT
    
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20. itsemma1
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    I wish life was like a video game So if you mess up, you can quit and hit "Don't save."and just start over. ♥mf
    
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