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Member Since: 23 Apr 2011 06:22pm

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2012 01:14am

user id: 168194

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  1. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:04pm EST
    If guns kill people,
    Then pencils misspell words,
    Cars make people drive drunk,
    And spoons make you fat.
    format: BetYouCantFindMe

  2. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:13pm EST
    Brandon Cyrus'
    profile picture is absolutely disgusting.
    NMF

  3. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 6:59pm EST
    That depressing moment
    when your gum loses flavor.
    NMF

  4. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:32pm EST
    "No matter how good you are at something,
    there is always going to be an 8 year old Asian
    who is better.."
    -Ellen Degenres
    format: DamnnTaylerx

  5. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:09pm EST
    I dream because
    there is no other way it will happen.
    nmf.

  6. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:22pm EST
    me & my boyfriend have an adorable game where I pretend to be "just a big fan" of his acting & he pretends that he doesn't know I exist. format credit: livsbestfriendryan

  7. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:58pm EST
    Every seven years our bodies change every cell. Every seven years, we disappear.format : JustDropItLikeItsHotnmq.

  8. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:54pm EST
    format credit: tylerr
    the awkward moment when
    your older brother throws 8 rolls of toilet paper at your head and then unfriends you on Facebook...

  9. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:01pm EST
    Last night at 11:12,HE texted me telling me he loves me. It was like a fairytale came true.LOL JK. Last night I fell asleep before 11:11 pm because I was exhausted and I didn't even get to make a fricken wish.

  10. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:49am EST
    Just Think...we could've walked past a celebrity on the streets before they were famous, and we would've never known.

  11. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 8:43pm EST
    Don't make me snap my fingers in a
    Z F O R
    M A
    T I O N

  12. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:08pm EDT
    IF THE GH SOUND IN ENOUGH IS PRONOUNCED "F"& THE O IN WOMEN MAKE THE SHORT "I" SOUND& THE TI IN NATION IS PRONOUNCED "SH"THEN THE WORD"GHOTI"IS PRONOUNCED JUST LIKE "FISH"WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

  13. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:04pm EDT
    Kim Kardashian made $9,000 an hour being married to Kris.

  14. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:57pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  15. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:46pm EDT
    In Europe,it's estimated that about 10% of babies are conceived on Ikea beds.nmf

  16. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:45pm EDT
    Did you know...That for every 200 people you see on the street everyday, 2 of them are ghosts? -Readers Digestnmf

  17. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:08pm EDT
    My dad grounded me for referencing Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. nmf/nmq

  18. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:05pm EDT
    Maddie I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys! 24 hours ago · comment · like
    27 people like this
    nmq. from unfriendable.

  19. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:53pm EDT
    format-whydoihatemyself
    Sweet guys ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. [♥] Format Credit: whydoihatemyself

  20. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:51pm EDT
    It's a little Drizzy outside, So expect a Lil Wayne.

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