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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 12:01am EST
    only on the internet
    am I able to say I have 1598 people simultaneously following me,
    without it being disturbing and creepy.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm EST
    apparently, 143 means "i loveyou " because
    I = one letter, Love = 4 letters, You + 3 letters.
    however, if you go by that logic, 143 also means
    "I hate you", "I stab you", "I chew you", "I like pie", "A pink fly", "A tiny zit", and "I kill you."
    hmmmmmm...

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm EST
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf


  4. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 11:10pm EST
    You can say that you're over him,
    but once you look into his gorgeous eyes,
    all those feelings you once had come back.

  6. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm EST
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  7. LiveItRightLiveItUp LiveItRightLiveItUp
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 11:09pm EST
    Am I the only one who♥
    Thinks there is secret cameras recording my life. mq

  8. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am EST
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  9. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:23pm EST
    People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
    NOT EVEN 18 YET.

    nmf

  10. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:08pm EST
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I cut myself.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I want to die.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: Commits suicide.
    Society: I wish we could have helped her
    before it was too late.

  11. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:19pm EST
    Heyy(: What's up?
    Playing COD wbu?
    Nothing really, & text me when you're done, I don't wanna bother you.
    You see.. They made a pause button so I could text beautiful girls like you.
    Hallelujah.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:33pm EST
    i bet steve reads through our weird top quotes
    and goes.: 0_0 " never .having . daughters."

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:44pm EST
    That awkward moment when
    your're trying to explain too someone how a song goes but you dont want to sing it.

  14. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm EST
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm EST
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  16. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:49pm EST
    click to see this quote

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm EST
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:19pm EST
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

  19. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:53pm EST
    The American Government:
    Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious I killed my child or knew about it and didn't give a crap lol.
    court: Sounds good you're free to go.
    OJ Simpson:. So after being found not guilty of killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. So that's kind of a slap in your face that I did it and you let me go.
    court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
    Teenaers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I downlowd ,my music so that I can...
    court:HOW DARE YOU BREATHE!

  20. Elle1996 Elle1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:23pm EST
    I hate it when
    people text me 'k'.
    I'm rarely in the mood to talk about
    potassium.
    Fave if you get it :)

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