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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Whenever there are
    Strangers in my house,I go hide in my room

  2. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.


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  4. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  5. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Missing school
    for one day
    » and the class does something awesome...

  6. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    "You're so pretty"
    Oh, that must be why I don't have a boyfriend.
    nmf

  7. clueless1212 clueless1212
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    T a p p i n g o n e v e r y t h i n g w h e n y o u ' r e w e a r i n g
    Fake nails (:


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  9. justbreathebeautiful justbreathebeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Every time you look into my eyes, then walk right by me, like we never even knew each other
    it's like a stab in the heart.

  10. Jubzy42 Jubzy42
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    that pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think
    damn.
    that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

  11. arizzlexoxo arizzlexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    There's always that one kid in gym class,
    who thinks they're in the Olympics. ♥♥♥


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  13. iheartformats iheartformats
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 2:55pm UTC
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  14. xoSummerlove14 xoSummerlove14
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Last night I had a dream
    My ex. texted me saying:
    >>>I want something.
    I said: What do you want?
    I want my ex to come back into my life:)

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Parent: wear a jacket over your Halloween costume!
    Child: ...

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    I miss when I was little
    & didn't care about my weight, clothes or hair.
    I just did what made me happy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    You found out about an event
    Your friends have been planning
    And you are NOT invited.

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    BEFORE b-e-f-o-r-e
    not "B4"
    we speak english not bingo.

  20. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Why do we feel safe under blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking
    "I'm gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she's under a blanket."

:)

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