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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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December 19, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Vent #7
I can't stand One Direction... That's it.

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 5:59pm UTC

i haven't lost my temper.
i know exactly where it is. and if you're still in reach in 30 seconds, you'll see it yourself.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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December 16, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I'm now convinced that girls really
only want one thing from guys...
All of our hoodies.

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Baseballisme
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December 15, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Guys hate crying
They rarely show vulnerability.
They don’t like to look weak even if
they are breaking down on the inside.
It also takes a lot for them to be hurt,
the precise weak spot to hit.
When a guy cries over you,
when they can’t hide the pain anymore,
you can be sure that
he loves you more than anything.

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Travis Allred*
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December 15, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents by their first names.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 5:39pm UTC

i've become so pro at sarcasm,
where it's pretty damn difficult to tell when i'm serious or not.

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 6:18pm UTC

"sharing is caring, you know."
lol, sweetheart, you can't "share" my boyfriend. so stop trying.

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BlackButterflies
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December 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 5:41pm UTC

i haven't seen paranormal activity 4 yet,
so i beg you to not tell me which lamp falls over.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 15, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Book review - To Kill a Mockingbird - 1/10
It wasn't about mockingbirds and I still don't know how to kill them. Not a good guide. I do not recommend this book.

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Travis Allred*
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December 15, 2012 9:49pm UTC

IF ONE DAY.....
if one day you feel like crying
Call me....
I dont promise...
that i will make you laugh.
but I can cry with you.
if one day you want to run away
Dont be afraid to call me...
I dont promise...
to ask you to stop.
but I can run with you.
if one day you dont want to listen to anyone
Call me....
I promise I'll be there for you.
and I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you called me....
and there is no answer
Come fast to see me!

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 5:51pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

you see me laughing?
usually it's because i have no idea what the hell is going on.

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 5:57pm UTC

i'll be damned if after the 5 longest
minutes of my life, i'm going to "let cool in microwave for 1 minute."

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 6:16pm UTC

my bed is a magical place where i can
suddenly remember everything i was supposed to do.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
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December 15, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Carry yourself like a princess.
Walk like a princess.
Talk like a princess.
Think like a princess.
Act like a princess.
You already look like one.

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yourcool
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December 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC

relationships nowadays:
1 male, 1 female, 1 ho, 1 ex tryna mess it up, and 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

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Maddyhj
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December 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC

You say the stove is hot ?
Well maybe it prefers beautiful.

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