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Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 01:42pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2013 05:30pm

Birthday: August 17

Location: Columbia, SC

Gender: F

user id: 227854

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  1. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I am furious! Three of my old friends who used to be obsessed with Witty haven't been on in 5-7 months and I come on ALLLLL the time!

  2. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    soooo you guys should definitely check out the two new profile layouts that I created!
    green dots and red dots!
    green dots is the one on my profile!!!

  3. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    I haven't posted on Witty in 131.9 days. Interesting...

  4. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    on the weekends...
    my TV...
    is my bestie ♥

  5. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:16am UTC
    www.wittyprofiles.com/342DED34453426... X
    Please log in to add this quote to your faves.
    OK.
    me: *scrolls up*
    me: -_- I am logged in.

  6. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    me: *forces self on diet*
    me: *eats wheat toast*
    me: *makes a face*
    *five minutes later*
    me: *runs into fridge and grabs a stick of butter*
    me: * shoves butter down throat*
    me: DEAR DIET GODS, I'M SORRY I DECEIVED YOU!!!!!

  7. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    did anybody
    else scream or
    almost scream
    when the top of
    their screen
    started flashing
    in rainbow?

  8. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Don't push me.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  9. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    I spent forever
    getting my profile
    to look the way it
    did...
    Thanks, Steve. -_-
    quote by insomniapuratus

  10. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Guess what.
    What?
    It's Christmas.
    Oh.
    I bet you knew that.
    :/
    Or you didn't.
    :/
    You fail.
    :(
    But...
    :?
    If you did know...
    Merry Christmas,
    Wittians!!!
    quote and format by insomniapuratus

  11. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    There's a 99.999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    99999999999999
    999999% chance that I just annoyed you. Heehee!
    format and quote by insomniapuratus

  12. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    ALL I WANT FOR
    CHRISTMAS IS
    YYYOOOOOUUUUUnicorns!!!!
    quote by insomniapuratus

  13. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    "For the love of cats, please follow the rules."
    Heehee, nice Steve. O.O
    quote by insomniapuratus

  14. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    It's official:
    I am gonna marry Logan Lerman. <3
    quote by insomniapuratus

  15. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Since Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr were blocked in school,
    be prepared to see @ # < > all over my Witty. O.o
    quote by insomniapuratus

  16. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:32am UTC
    I know for a fact that I am about to see a billion zombies walking around in school.
    They. Blocked.
    Tumblr.

  17. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Do we actually care about what others think of us?
    Or are we just forcing it on ourselves so we can tear ourselves down?
    quote by insomniapuratus

  18. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Instead of hearing what I'm supposed to learn,
    I heard this in class:
    Walks down street.
    Opens door.
    Murders Barbie.
    Something is wrong with me...
    quote by insomniapuratus

  19. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    My Science Fair Project:
    Test: eating lots of fat food all night
    DRV: my butt*
    Hypothesis: my butt* is gonna be huge
    Materials:
    ✅Popcorn
    ✅Bottles of soda(no cup)
    ✅Candy apples
    ✅Fudge bars
    ✅Loose t-shirt
    ✅Fluffy pants
    Results: huge butt*
    Best fat night ever.
    *corrected language
    quote by insomniapuratus

  20. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Uhhhh...I don't know how I feel about that.
    quote by insomniapuratus

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