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Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 01:42pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2013 05:30pm

Birthday: August 17

Location: Columbia, SC

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user id: 227854

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I am furious! Three of my old friends who used to be obsessed with Witty haven't been on in 5-7 months and I come on ALLLLL the time!

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:09pm UTC

soooo you guys should definitely check out the two new profile layouts that I created!
green dots and red dots!
green dots is the one on my profile!!!

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insomniapuratus
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July 5, 2013 2:47pm UTC

I haven't posted on Witty in 131.9 days. Interesting...

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insomniapuratus
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February 23, 2013 3:12pm UTC

on the weekends...
my TV...
is my bestie ♥

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insomniapuratus
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January 11, 2013 10:16am UTC

www.wittyprofiles.com/342DED34453426... X
Please log in to add this quote to your faves.
OK.
me: *scrolls up*
me: -_- I am logged in.

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC

me: *forces self on diet*
me: *eats wheat toast*
me: *makes a face*
*five minutes later*
me: *runs into fridge and grabs a stick of butter*
me: * shoves butter down throat*
me: DEAR DIET GODS, I'M SORRY I DECEIVED YOU!!!!!

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC

did anybody
else scream or
almost scream
when the top of
their screen
started flashing
in rainbow?

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Don't push me.
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 1:27pm UTC

I spent forever
getting my profile
to look the way it
did...
Thanks, Steve. -_-
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Guess what.
What?
It's Christmas.
Oh.
I bet you knew that.
:/
Or you didn't.
:/
You fail.
:(
But...
:?
If you did know...
Merry Christmas,
Wittians!!!
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC

There's a 99.999999999999
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999999% chance that I just annoyed you. Heehee!
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC

ALL I WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS IS
YYYOOOOOUUUUUnicorns!!!!
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC

"For the love of cats, please follow the rules."
Heehee, nice Steve. O.O
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:30pm UTC

It's official:
I am gonna marry Logan Lerman. <3
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Since Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr were blocked in school,
be prepared to see @ # < > all over my Witty. O.o
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 10:32am UTC

I know for a fact that I am about to see a billion zombies walking around in school.
They. Blocked.
Tumblr.

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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 10:21am UTC

Do we actually care about what others think of us?
Or are we just forcing it on ourselves so we can tear ourselves down?
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Instead of hearing what I'm supposed to learn,
I heard this in class:
Walks down street.
Opens door.
Murders Barbie.
Something is wrong with me...
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

My Science Fair Project:
Test: eating lots of fat food all night
DRV: my butt*
Hypothesis: my butt* is gonna be huge
Materials:
✅Popcorn
✅Bottles of soda(no cup)
✅Candy apples
✅Fudge bars
✅Loose t-shirt
✅Fluffy pants
Results: huge butt*
Best fat night ever.
*corrected language
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insomniapuratus
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Uhhhh...I don't know how I feel about that.
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