Dear Diary,
AS OF NOW:
The Sun is suffering through a depression, but I feel like the happiest person alive. Normally, when the Sun is sad, I feel sad.
Take that, Sun!
I can come up with so many awesome "Sun" jokes, right now, it's not even funny.
Watch this:
"Sun of a gun!"
"Haha, Sunny Boy!"
Have you noticed my brilliance? Thanks, Diary.
Sincerely,
That girl with the face...and the head...and the body or else I would be a floating head.
P.S. Thanks for your understanding.
I love you, too, my other half.
Or whole.
Whichever works best for you and floats your boat.
May your boat always be floated.
-Me