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  1. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    What I should be doing: cleaning
    What I am doing: eating popcorn in bed
    quote by insomniapuratus

  2. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Oh God! Bombers! Everyone get down!
    *30 seconds later*
    Oh...that's the lawn mower.

  3. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:00am UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've been angry with someone for doing something nice.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  4. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've thought about what it would be like to die. Not about killing myself. Just about what it would be like.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  5. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've told people that they don't matter and that I don't need them.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  6. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've pretended to be someone I'm not.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  7. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've lied about loving someone.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  8. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've told people I am just kidding when I'm really not.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  9. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've talked about people behind their back and said mean, hurtful things that I would never want anyone to say about me.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  10. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've looked at a picture of me and tried to cover every flaw with my fingers...but ran out of fingers and ended up covering the entire picture with my hand.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  11. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Things I've Done Before That I Regret:
    I've been a b****, before.
    quote by insomniapuratus

  12. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 8:43am UTC
    It's my birthday!!!

  13. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 8:40am UTC
    I just had my first birthday fall!!!
    ...down 10 stairs...
    I am in so much pain, right now!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

  14. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:40am UTC
    yum!
    I make delicious pie...
    from the grocery store.

  15. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I barely have any friends as it is
    and now, I'm finding out that almost all of them are
    fake.
    FML

  16. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Just wondering,
    but what
    happened to
    the "vent" category?

  17. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I only have three words to say to you:
    You're the worst.

  18. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Dear Diary,
    AS OF NOW:
    The Sun is suffering through a depression, but I feel like the happiest person alive. Normally, when the Sun is sad, I feel sad.
    Take that, Sun!
    I can come up with so many awesome "Sun" jokes, right now, it's not even funny.
    Watch this:
    "Sun of a gun!"
    "Haha, Sunny Boy!"
    Have you noticed my brilliance? Thanks, Diary.
    Sincerely,
    That girl with the face...and the head...and the body or else I would be a floating head.
    P.S. Thanks for your understanding.
    I love you, too, my other half.
    Or whole.
    Whichever works best for you and floats your boat.
    May your boat always be floated.
    -Me

  19. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    The new Witty is awesome!
    I never say this about anything,
    but I have to admit, it has
    $W@&!

  20. insomniapuratus insomniapuratus
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:08am UTC
    e·piph·a·ny
       [ih-pif-uh-nee]
    noun, plural e·piph·a·nies.
    1. a Christian festival, observed on January 6, commemorating the manifestation of Christ to the gentiles in the persons of the Magi; Twelfth-day.
    2. an appearance or manifestation, especially of a deity.
    3. a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
    4. a literary work or section of a work presenting, usually symbolically, such a moment of revelation and insight.
    That sounds easy...
    epiphany:
    you're awkward
    epiphany:
    I don't like you
    epiphany:
    you smell like feet
    quote by insomniapuratus

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