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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    me: can i go to the bathroom
    teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
    me: wow you're right, this class shares such a dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
    me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
    me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:13am UTC
    it seems like everyone wanted to be a ballerina or a princess or a vet when they were little but i wanted to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar because idk man i just thought that eating heaps of food and turning into a butterfly was the kind of career path i wanted to take

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    you think
    im too confident
    for my own good
    so you shoot me
    down because
    you think
    someone
    should
    format jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC
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  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    space makes me sad because nothing is close to anything and forever is a long time to be alone
    <
    PERFECT FORMAT AELLYNIQ
    MY ORIGINAL QUOTE
    (PLEASE DON'T REPOST. LOVE YOU.)

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Please wait... Loading
    Making everything OK is in progress
    1 hours 15 minutes to go...

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    you need to
    sleep
    sleep

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    but what happens when you open up your heart
    you
    get
    better
    aellyniq
    format

  10. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    PEOPLE ASSUME THAT
    TIME
    IS A STRICT PROGRESSION
    OF CAUSE TO EFFECT
    BUT ACTUALLY, FROM A
    NON-LINEAR, NON-SUBJECTIVE VIEWPOINT
    IT'S MORE LIKE A
    BIG BALL
    OF WIBBLY - WOBBLY,
    TIMEY - WIMEY...
    S T U F F.
    DOCTOR WHO :-)

  11. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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    This is my alligator, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?
    He eats Faves

  12. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved question:
    Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
    His parent's must have named him that for a reason...
    Best answer:
    Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?

  13. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Practice makes Perfect
    but you'll always make your right hand look like a blind cat painted it

  14. JLewis022500 JLewis022500
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:00pm UTC
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    Swears, Sexually explicit words or descriptions, Contact information like phone numbers, AIM screen names, etc. Hate speech, Insults or personal attacks, Comments about the site ,Comments about other quotes, Requests for quotes, pictures, advice
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  15. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    how I flirt:
    insult them repeatedly and expect them to love me.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Treat him right,
    Respect him .
    Hear him out when somethings wrong ,
    it’s not always his fault ,you know .
    Thank him for making the effort
    to see you and treat you out .
    Thank him for making you laugh and loving you .
    If he makes a mistake , forgive him .
    He didn’t mean it ,
    and he most definitely doesn’t want to hurt you .
    You’re his girl ,
    and all he wants is for you to be happy .

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
    THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
    THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
    THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
    THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
    THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
    YOU GUYS.
    I AM THE GRINCH.
    THE GRINCH IS ME.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    AND ON DECEMBER 21ST, I AM GOING TO BE ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY SARCASTICALLY OVERUSING THE PHRASE "IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD"

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