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me: *forces self on diet*
me: *eats wheat toast*
me: *makes a face*
*five minutes later*
me: *runs into fridge and grabs a stick of butter*
me: * shoves butter down throat*
me: DEAR DIET GODS, I'M SORRY I DECEIVED YOU!!!!!
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me: *forces self on diet* me: *eats wheat toast* me: *makes a

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