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  1. ineedausername ineedausername
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Me: (Celebrating because I got 11 faves on a quotes) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I am the best. IM SO HAPPY :D :D :D
    Random dudes quote:
    I work my damn well best to do an amazing quote for people, put so much heart and thought into and I get only 46 Favourites? Im sick tryna please people.
    and am just like: What de actual faq?

  2. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    How to save a life:
    1. Save a document
    2. Name it "a life"
    3. Voila. You have saved a life.

  3. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends?
    Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole.
    format by neversaynever16

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  5. larrison9012 larrison9012
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:57am UTC
    Harry Potter Fans: I've always wanted to go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fans: I've always wanted to go to Camp Halfblood!
    Hunger Games Fans: I'm good...

  6. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:22am UTC
    When I'm married to Harry Syles:
    Harry: **walks in with laptop** Hey....did you ever have tumblr?
    Me:....no I don't really get technology....
    Harry: oh really? **turns laptop towards me**
    Me; Okay, okay. I HAD one, like before we met., No big deal, every girl did. I haven't seen that thing in years!
    Harry: Why is there a photo of me sleeping?
    Me: Oh you know, people had pictures of you guys doing anything back then
    Harry; It was posted 30 minutes ago and it was taken in our bedroom.
    Me:
    Harry:
    Me: .......how many notes does it have?
    -nmq

  7. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Faving a quote,Checking the user,And unfaving the quote,
    Because you cannot stand the user.
    nmf
     

  8. LiveMusicIsCool LiveMusicIsCool
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:45am UTC
    I hate how the most favs I have ever got on a quote is 25 and all the rest have like 5 favs...
    -_-

  9. Sweetrox Sweetrox
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:33am UTC
    We're standing in a light that won't fade,
    Tomorrow's coming but this won't change,
    Cause some days stay gold forever.
    The memory of being here with you,
    Is one I'm gonna take my life through,
    Cause some days stay gold forever.
    -Gold Forever: The Wanted
    Read more: THE WANTED - GOLD FOREVER LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/gold-forever-lyrics-the-wanted.html#ixzz1zuLpgiDa
    Copied from MetroLyrics.com


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:56am UTC
    Whatever you do
    always give 100%...
    ...unless you're donating blood.
    9gag.com/gag/4702075

  12. BriBunny15 BriBunny15
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:56am UTC
    One Direction Fact #2
    Harry thinks the most romantic date would be to ride on a tandem bike together.

  13. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:57am UTC
    If I won an award for laziness,
    I'd probably send someone to take it for me.

  14. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:58am UTC
    spongebob format code:
    kclove5(c
    Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
    -Spongebob
    )
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by kclove5layouts
    kclove5(c)

  15. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:59am UTC
    I respect guys that #7
    text things other than "k", "idk", and "yeah".♥
    should I make a series?

  16. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:00am UTC
    Watch the sunset with
    Someone i love
    Squidward

  17. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:02am UTC
    Why do banks attach chains to their pens?
    If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

  18. KitKat157 KitKat157
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:04am UTC
    You know you've grown up when
    You notice just how sexual those songs you used to love and sing really loudly were.

  19. BreakingOnMetal BreakingOnMetal
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:04am UTC
    If You Actually Listen To All Of Her Songs.....
    Adele,
    Is Pretty Insane.

  20. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:06am UTC
    spongebob format code:
    Another day, another dollar!
    -Spongebob
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by kclove5layouts
    kclove5(c)

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