Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

imjustweirdx

  1. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 7:33am UTC
    She keeps catching a popular boy
    \\\\\\\ looking at her in the classes they share
    She was talking to friends when she turned a little and saw him
    looking at her when he had a group of people around him///////
    & all she could think was
    It can't mean anything because I'm not skinny & pretty enough for him

  2. theworldhassecrets theworldhassecrets
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    I am so jealous of every single skinny person
    who eats all kinds of junk food and never gets fat.
    -anonymous
    format cred: Formats_by_Unicornz

  3. Ldunham12 Ldunham12
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    "Did we have homework?"
    "Nope.. and if we did,I didn't do it."
    ♥ ♥♥
    Fav if you have these conversations in school too. ;D

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Barely Eating
    lunch at school, then stuffing your face with food
    when you get home

  5. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  6. shawna023 shawna023
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    I'm a Girl
    I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

  7. nkbasketball5 nkbasketball5
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    A boy in my school dyed his hair pink on picture day. When my friend asked him why; he replied "My grandma died of breast cancer. she was an amazing woman and I want to remember her. She would do something crazy for me. i dont care if people laugh."
    Lets Click the ♥ if you support the fight to end breast cancer
    TrueStory.

  8. loopydooda* loopydooda*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Here's to the code names
    We made up for guys we liked so that
    no one knew who the hell we were
    going on about.
    Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.

  9. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  10. conniexmae conniexmae
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    What a hero!
    He galloped so frightfully into the distance; all I saw were the beautiful long black luscious locks of its main flowing with it into the distance. So graceful, so fascinating. Then again, another gunshot! I ran as fast as I never had done before. I ran for my life dragging with me my rushed and half packed bag on my back. I was trying… so hard, trying to find the terrifying shooter.
    On my way, I brushed my greasy locks with my fingers, into the scruffiest bun I had ever seen! Still, I was running the speed was fascinating I was as fast as cheater! Suddenly there he was dressed in a black long gown, black pointed toe boots with a black cowboy hat strapped tightly onto his long ginger dreadlocks. There he was right before my eyes, the most wanted man in my town with that thing… a gun! I collapsed onto the wet and soggy muddy dirt track leading into the deep dark woods!
    I was terrified but bravely, got up of the floor with my knees dripping with wet and soggy mud! I walked up to him from behind and gave him the shock of his life, I shouted in his ear… “What do you think that you are doing to our town, our town’s animals?” He fell to the ground with fright, and turned round and looked at me!
    The man on the floor still gasping with extreme fright, I got out my phone and rang 999, Police please I whispered down my phone. All of a sudden the blue flashing and the loud sirens came close to me down the dirt track and caught the animal murderer.
    Lucky for me I was a 13 year old hero I saved all of Middleton’s animals and people from danger, Also I was on the news! Even better still I was in the newspaper with a colour printed picture.
    This is not a true story.

  11. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:41am UTC
    MOMSAt 3 years old: "Mommy, I love you."At 10 years old: "Mom, whatever." At 16 years old: "My mom is so annoying."At 18 years old: "I wanna leave this house."At 25 years old: "Mom, you were right."At 30 years old: "I wanna go to my mom's house."At 50 years old: "I don't wanna lose my mom..."At 70 years old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here with me." You only have one mom. Fave this quote is youLOVE and APPRECIATE your mom no matter if she is here or not. ♥nmf

  12. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    I just read that 4,153,237
    people got married last year.
    I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number?

  13. ILOVEELI ILOVEELI
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Anybody else just lay in bed making mental movies
    of perfect scenarios in life?
    ------------------------

  14. x0kelsey21x0o x0kelsey21x0o
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    div style="line-height: 31px">
    MONSTERS, INC
    2 ?
    Get out of the way kids,
    I 'v e b e e n w a i t i n g 1 0 y e a r s .
    LAYOUTCREDI
    

  15. jibberjabberr jibberjabberr
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    I have always wanted an
    older brother.

  16. xCammie xCammie
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:18am UTC
    My grandpa has cancer and could die any minute now.
    Press the ♥ if you care.

  17. keichliexox11 keichliexox11
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    Ok so tommrow is 9/11
    can you please fav for me & my family
    i lost my daddy on 9/11
    it would mean the world to my family & i &
    i wanna show them how many people faved & care so please fav for my Daddy <333 R.I.P :'(

  18. Hysterical Hysterical
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    What My Crush Probably Thinks Of Me...
    -"Why the f**k is she staring at me?"
    -"This is the 10th time she's texted me this month, cant she see im ignoring her?"
    -"Stop dropping your pencil on the floor."
    -"...Ok. 3rd time you've bumped into me today..."
    -"Why did your friends just push you into me? get the f**k off me.
    -"I FREAKING SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME!"
    - "LOLOLOLOL SHE JUST FELL LOLOLOLOL!"
    -"Dayum, her friends hot ;)"
    -"Stop giggling."
    -any one else?

  19. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 10:11pm UTC

    captivated!
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    9/11/01
    NEVER FORGET.

  20. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    My self confidence goes down,
    every time i see a girl that's prettier than me...♥
    nmf.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles